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This isn't getting enough media attention... it's a very serious cyber crime he just committed. Probably his most overtly criminal act yet.

EDIT: It might have just been a public record he released, so not a cybercrime, but still a pretty thinly vailed threat against a judge's daughter.
 
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Trump has created per executive order a "Make America Healthy Again" commission.

Well given the rise of obesity in the US this a step which makes a lot of sense. Of course healthier Americans also increases the number of possible soldiers, so it is also a great thing for the military.

 
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Trump has created per executive order a "Make America Healthy Again" commission.

Well given the rise of obesity in the US this a step which makes a lot of sense. Of course healthier Americans also increases the number of possible soldiers, so it is also a great thing for the military.

Brought to us by the party of "Don't tell me what to eat! The Libtard Wokemindvirus took away our plastic straws and 128liter kidney blasters and we fought back! If I want to guzzle of two gallon sippy cup of diabetes juice that's mah rite as a free Amurican!"
 

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Trump has created per executive order a "Make America Healthy Again" commission.

Well given the rise of obesity in the US this a step which makes a lot of sense. Of course healthier Americans also increases the number of possible soldiers, so it is also a great thing for the military.

I hate this.

I hate this because its one of those "Sounds really good in paper" ideas, but its being presented to us by an administration.

An administration, who has, already shown via all the Transgender erasure, and deletion of websites and data, and with previous work around COVID and vaccines and masks etc etc, and a bunch of other shit, that their method of operation is simply, "pretend it doesn't exist."

The order talks about the increase in ADHD and Autism and such. There isn't an increase, the world just, became more profressive and the world acknowledges it all and understands it more.

But this administration, the solution will be to call it "croneyism" or "corporate influence" (both mentioned in the EO) and to force it to simply not be diagnosed.

Rates will "fall", everyone will clap.

I also got a kick out of the military bit too. I tjought your comment was just some kind of weird joke, but its all right in there. Instead of adjusting the military requirements, because why the hell not, they will jist stop diagnosing shit. Its so stupid because the image projected is basically the "classic" military of "throw bodies with guns at a problem." Like the present day military isn't basically 5 people in a room flying dromes around the world. We are so well begond the "bodies with guns" needs, and in the cases we do need that, there are plenty of available people.

The real problem of the military is, no one wants to risk their life fighting a bunch of poor people in the desert so oil barons can keep their oil safe. No one feels any of these stupid wars are juatified enough to want to go join the military, because war is stupid, and killing people for stupid reasons is stupid.

Anyway, thats a tangent.

This whole EO avoid the real issue, though, I don't think I wpuld want this administration in charge gicen their shitty world view, but you could go a long way towards fixing the healthcare problems of this country by having universal healthcare. Of course, the issue wpuld be that it would also be severely restricted on anything related to abortion and gender affirming care. And if this EO is any indicator, it would probably be severely lacking for a lot of mental healthcare as well. Basically, anything these fuckheads dislike wpuld not be covered.

FWIW, i do not, but everyone else in my household suffers from chronic health issues, so I have seen plenty of it over time first hand and how it affects people and evolves and how much of a hassle it already is to find care that knows what is going on and the stupid expense of it all.
 

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Wait until it’s a 19 year old draftee with undiagnosed anxiety patrolling the streets of Toronto. He sees his aunt Judy! No wait that’s not aunt Judy and she just spat in his face as a distraction for a guy who looked like Tom from high school threw a Hosertov Cocktail into his Humvee.
 

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The order talks about the increase in ADHD and Autism and such. There isn't an increase, the world just, became more profressive and the world acknowledges it all and understands it more.
It's included because of RFK's belief that childhood vaccines cause those diseases. Federal research money is going to be redirected to anti-vax groups who will produce bunk studies "proving" the connection, now with an official government seal.

Also, did you notice the very brief mention in there of "electromagnetic radiation"? Yeah that's the "5G and wifi signals make people sick" thing, which RFK also fully believes in.
 

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Brought to us by the party of "Don't tell me what to eat! The Libtard Wokemindvirus took away our plastic straws and 128liter kidney blasters and we fought back! If I want to guzzle of two gallon sippy cup of diabetes juice that's mah rite as a free Amurican!"
"Vak-seens will give you the 5G!!!! :freakout:"
 

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It's included because of RFK's belief that childhood vaccines cause those diseases. Federal research money is going to be redirected to anti-vax groups who will produce bunk studies "proving" the connection, now with an official government seal.

Also, did you notice the very brief mention in there of "electromagnetic radiation"? Yeah that's the "5G and wifi signals make people sick" thing, which RFK also fully believes in.
i doubt that Trump can understand any of this. He knows that it shifts federal health oversight from Congressionally funded committees and votes to a commission controlled by the Executive branch. That’s all he has to understand to sign the paper.
 
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"Vak-seens will give you the 5G!!!! :freakout:"
I wish! I'm all boosted up, but 5G coverage in this town is still spotty as heck. The 4G is solid, but it may as well not be cuz my phone prefers 5G, and it sometimes loses network whenever the 5G is there but too weak for a solid connection.
 

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I also got a kick out of the military bit too. I tjought your comment was just some kind of weird joke, but its all right in there. Instead of adjusting the military requirements, because why the hell not, they will jist stop diagnosing shit. Its so stupid because the image projected is basically the "classic" military of "throw bodies with guns at a problem." Like the present day military isn't basically 5 people in a room flying dromes around the world. We are so well begond the "bodies with guns" needs, and in the cases we do need that, there are plenty of available people.

The real problem of the military is, no one wants to risk their life fighting a bunch of poor people in the desert so oil barons can keep their oil safe. No one feels any of these stupid wars are juatified enough to want to go join the military, because war is stupid, and killing people for stupid reasons is stupid.

Anyway, thats a tangent.
My comment with the military was no joke, but meant dead serious. What's good for the public health is also good for the military, because if Americans become healthier again it greatly increases the number of people which could serve in the army because they are fit enough.

It's a 2 edged sword obviously. And also well exploited in the past by many dictatorships, which wanted a fit population so they got fit soldiers.

But you cannot defend yourself or win a war just with drones, this does not work. You need soldiers in the field in abundance which are fit enough to do the job.

There's a study by the Pentagon cited here (The U.S. Military’s Recruiting Crisis) the 3/4 of the American populace between 17 and 24 are ineligible for the service in the military. Reasons are obesity, unable to pass the aptitude test due to it, afflicted by physical or mental-health issues, or disqualified by factors like criminal records.

So while on the surface it has a nice shiny ring, it's also on the deeper level of course also meant to get people in better shape again so that more in the future could join the army.
 

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My comment with the military was no joke, but meant dead serious. What's good for the public health is also good for the military, because if Americans become healthier again it greatly increases the number of people which could serve in the army because they are fit enough.

It's a 2 edged sword obviously. And also well exploited in the past by many dictatorships, which wanted a fit population so they got fit soldiers.

But you cannot defend yourself or win a war just with drones, this does not work. You need soldiers in the field in abundance which are fit enough to do the job.

There's a study by the Pentagon cited here (The U.S. Military’s Recruiting Crisis) the 3/4 of the American populace between 17 and 24 are ineligible for the service in the military. Reasons are obesity, unable to pass the aptitude test due to it, afflicted by physical or mental-health issues, or disqualified by factors like criminal records.

So while on the surface it has a nice shiny ring, it's also on the deeper level of course also meant to get people in better shape again so that more in the future could join the army.
But he's not going to improve Americans' health. Corporate influence has bent USDA nutrition guidance for decades. Trump knows there is money in this, hence the change to what will inevitably be a less transparent and more corruptable government agency, answerable only to the president and not to congress. All it does is collate targets of influence (i.e. money) from 535 members of the House and the Senate to one person, the president.