Nobody Cares About Philosophy

[Beebo Brink]

Okay, this is obligatory anytime someone brings up the trolley problem.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Why don't they have brakes on these things?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Why don't they have brakes on these things?

Not cost effective. Plus the Guild of Philosophers is one of the last major buyers of trollies.

 

[Free]

Not cost effective. Plus the Guild of Philosophers is one of the last major buyers of trollies.

It seems like the real trolley problem is that philosophers live in the 1920s.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Technically, it's the "trolly" problem, because it's really about philosophers trolling us.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Technically, it's the "trolly" problem, because it's really about philosophers trolling us.

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

 

[Khamon]

Yes because life is life. It isn't perfect, or happy, but it's life. We live lifey life until we die. I will throw Joe's switch having survived a lot of people who were happier and more deserving of a brighter future than me. Then I'll take Death out for a coffee.

 

[Free]

Then I'll take Death out for a coffee.

What if it demands a meal?

 

[Khamon]

sigh Death can be so demanding sometimes

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

What if it demands a meal?

 

[Free]

The newest trolley problem.

 

[Soen Eber]

How come no one ever derails the trolly by switching it half way?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

How come no one ever derails the trolly by switching it half way?

That might damage the trolley. We don't have the budget for another.

 

[Free]

How come no one ever derails the trolly by switching it half way?

The philosophers broke that feature.

 

[Free]

 

[Essence Lumin]

“To be is to do”—Socrates.
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Oh lovely, at first I thought it was merely one from Isabeau and from everyone else. Couldn’t be a better scoring.

Then I noticed one of the was from Free and now it’s just

 

[Free]

Then I noticed one of the was from Free and now it’s just

We still don't have a cheese grater reaction, so I went with best guess.