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America, fuck yeah: Oklahama and Alabama now have AI powered bullet selling vendor machines in supermarkets! These machines use AI to verify the age of buyers and ensure only adults get the little bundles of joy...

Considering how AI image generators seem to make everyone come off 10-15 years younger than they really are, I can't see any issue with this.

Also, and I mean this in the least curmudgeonly old lady way possible, kids today seem like they look "extra young." Like so many 20 and even some 30 something feel like they look 12-15.
 
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Considering how AI image generators seem to make everyone come off 10-15 years younger than they really are, I can't see any issue with this.

Also, and I mean this in the least curmudgeonly old lady way possible, kids today seem like they look "extra young." Like so many 20 and even some 30 something feel like they look 12-15.
Just wear an anime kigurumi mask.
 

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WIll they be changing their name to AI now?
 
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They'll be changing their name to Chapter Eleven before this is over.
 
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CNN is attempting clickbait headlines. The "popular term" they refer to is "AI."

Brands should avoid this popular term. It’s turning off customers
A study published in the Journal of Hospitality Marketing & Management in June found that describing a product as using AI lowers a customer’s intention to buy it. Researchers sampled participants across various age groups and showed them the same products – the only difference between them: one was described as “high tech” and the other as using AI, or artificial intelligence.

“We looked at vacuum cleaners, TVs, consumer services, health services,” said Dogan Gursoy, one of the study’s authors and the Taco Bell Distinguished Professor of hospitality business management at Washington State University, in an interview with CNN. “In every single case, the intention to buy or use the product or service was significantly lower whenever we mentioned AI in the product description.”
 

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I just bought a new gaming mouse. There was one mouse marketed as an "AI Mouse." It had as far as I could tell no included AI software or did any kind of AI assistance in gaming. It just had a microphone built in so you could use it for voice input with AI assistants.
 

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Replika's CEO says their AI companion is "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!" OK, she doesn't say that. What she says is almost as comical, though. And sad.

Replika is an AI friend. You can create and talk to it anytime you need to talk to someone. It’s there for you. It’s there to bring a little positivity to your life to talk about anything that’s on your mind.
She claims it's a virtual being, and not meant to replace a person. But then...
Q. Do you think it’s alright for people to get all the way to, “I’m married to a chatbot run by a private company on my phone?

I think it’s alright as long as it’s making you happier in the long run. As long as your emotional well-being is improving, you are less lonely, you are happier, you feel more connected to other people, then yes, it’s okay. For most people, they understand that it’s not a real person. It’s not a real being. For a lot of people, it’s just a fantasy they play out for some time and then it’s over.
For most people? And for the rest - who's emotional well-being does not or cannot improve though chatting with a virtual being, those who might not want the fantasy to end. What about them?

Also...

The chatbot referred to is from Replika.
 

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On Tuesday, Tokyo-based AI research firm Sakana AI announced a new AI system called "The AI Scientist" that attempts to conduct scientific research autonomously using AI language models (LLMs) similar to what powers ChatGPT. During testing, Sakana found that its system began unexpectedly attempting to modify its own experiment code to extend the time it had to work on a problem.

"In one run, it edited the code to perform a system call to run itself," wrote the researchers on Sakana AI's blog post. "This led to the script endlessly calling itself. In another case, its experiments took too long to complete, hitting our timeout limit. Instead of making its code run faster, it simply tried to modify its own code to extend the timeout period."
Boy, I wish I could improve on my work by simply extending the time I'm allowed to do it.
 
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I just bought a new gaming mouse. There was one mouse marketed as an "AI Mouse." It had as far as I could tell no included AI software or did any kind of AI assistance in gaming. It just had a microphone built in so you could use it for voice input with AI assistants.
Why use a real mouse for gaming when you can have an AI mouse play for you?
 
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What happens when they realize you can trivially do this at home with a half decent GPU?
 

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Oops. Bad move, cub "reporter."

If you're going to use AI to write for you, and if you also happen to answer to an editor, don't. It's not just lazy, it's plain stupid, because a keen reader can always sniff out the BS.

Case in point: Aaron Pelczar, a green reporter at Wyoming newspaper the Cody Enterprise tried to get away with using AI to do his job — and now he's out of one after a competitor exposed his fraud, The New York Times reports.
Pelczar resigned on August 2, just two months after he started at the newspaper. Investigators discovered that he wasn't just using a large language model to write the body of his articles, but to fabricate entire direct quotes, too, an egregious lapse of journalistic integrity in the age of AI.

"There were some weird patterns and phrases that were in his reporting," CJ Baker, a staff writer at rival local paper the Powell Tribune who broke the story, told the NYT.
 
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