*stands up, his metal folding chair screeeeching as it slides back noisily on the church basement's linoleum floor. An overhead fluorescent light flickers briefly as he faces Elissia across from him, the linoleum interrupted by a thick orange shag carpet in the middle of the meeting area.*
"Hello, Elissia, welcome to Lurker's Anonymous. Please feel free to grab a cup of coffee and a cookie next to the literature table." *everyone attending claps politely*
*Sits down, as a thin brochure slides out of his pocket, fluttering unnoticed onto the floor*