WTF I was accused of being an alt of two accounts younger than mine, and an Ex!

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

SRSLY! Some person I've never seen before shows up at my usual sapphic social venue, and starts going on about alts along with someone else going on about how half the regulars are guys (but not in a super mean way).

The first person then accused me of being the alt of her ex, and accused me of cheating on her and being the alt of another regular whom I know who was standing right there! She named the ex, and both that account and the regular whom I know have accounts younger than mine...by years. So if anything, they would be MY alts, not the other way around, which I joked about.

Said person was rather incoherent and got kicked/banned by a bouncer who showed up.
It was funny though, accusing ME of all people of being a cheating alt. Though I wasn't quite narcissistic enough at that moment to say to her: "Do you know who I am? I'm CC Creeggan, former fashion blogger, I don't do alts. I only have one for my land group. As for you, I have no idea who you are. Bored now."

 

[Sid]

I used alts in the past for my businesses as bank accounts, as product testers and as photo models.
But for the rest Sid is the only one in world who wanders around every now and then.

And all those people with SL love drama's, seeing spying alts behind every tree and bush, can shove it.

 

[bubblesort]

I kinda had to make an alt years ago, so I could explore SL properly without it reflecting poorly in my RL university (my RL work study was in SL). At this point, I don't remember which is my main and which is my alt, I use the two accounts for different things to keep my life simple. It's always best when your alts don't share friends.

I really, genuinely, don't want to know about people's alts. It's just pointless drama. However...

The only fun alt conspiracy I ever heard was that one if my friends in SL is really Bjork. A friend came up with this intricate theory that this person is Bjork because they always seem to take a break from SL when Bjork tours, and we know Bjork is a Secondlifer, because she was one of the first rock stars to play SL, and... it gets crazier from there, almost like a Q anon conspiracy theory. It's all in good fun, though. We like to tease the person in question by asking for autographs. She doesn't mind at all, she thinks it's hilarious. Just a fun in-joke.

Most of the time, alt conspiracies aren't fun like that, though. Most of the time they are made up by idiots looking to ruin your day.

 

[Khamon]

My alts have always been public knowledge but I was constantly accused, back in the day, of being various people by She Who Must Not Be Named. One particularly frustrating theory was [crazytalk]...[/crazytalk]. And occasionally I was one of Philip's alts and that's not even the crazy talk!

 

[Sid]

Nice story Philip.

I'll show myself out.

 

[Caete]

I used alts in the past for my businesses as bank accounts, as product testers and as photo models.
But for the rest Sid is the only one in world who wanders around every now and then.

And all those people with SL love drama's, seeing spying alts behind every tree and bush, can shove it.

All you have to do is derender the trees and bushes and it is easy to spot them!

 

[Caete]

My alts have always been public knowledge but I was constantly accused, back in the day, of being various people by She Who Must Not Be Named. One particularly frustrating theory was [crazytalk]...[/crazytalk]. And occasionally I was one of Philip's alts and that's not even the crazy talk!

You thought you were being clever, but we all know you're really an alt of dexysmidnight runners. Khamon Eileen indeed....

 

[Khamon]

We prefer Madame Khamon Eileen Bellagio Fate if you please.

 

[Free]

My alts have always been public knowledge but I was constantly accused, back in the day, of being various people by She Who Must Not Be Named.

J.K. Rowling?

 

[Summer Haas]

Alt conspiracy theories acted out by Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[Ashiri]

Wow! I thought the whole "we are all alts of alts; I am you" had faded away.

 

[Clara D.]

For all I know, some of you could just be my alts that I've forgotten about.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I can personally verify that CronoCloud isn't an alt of whoever-this-lady-is's ex, because CronoCloud is my alt and I'm not anybody's ex.

 

[Monica Dream]

I am an alt.

Spoiler

I am an iiiiiiiii-land

 

[Madi Perth]

I'm alt of my alt, who is an alt of me. Of course everyone knons who that alt is unless they don't.

 

[Soen Eber]

So which one of you is Sparticus again?

 

[Beebo Brink]

Hadn't thought about it in years, but technically speaking Beebo is an alt, too. She began as a testing alt, in fact, for permissions checking on a store that never sold a single product. Meanwhile, Beebo dabbled in silly stuff like body shapes and skins for dykes and became (relatively speaking) a successful SL business owner. Now almost no one remembers my original SL account and I use her for holding landscaping items in her inventory.

 

[Madi Perth]

Hadn't thought about it in years, but technically speaking Beebo is an alt, too. She began as a testing alt, in fact, for permissions checking on a store that never sold a single product. Meanwhile, Beebo dabbled in silly stuff like body shapes and skins for dykes and became (relatively speaking) a successful SL business owner. Now almost no one remembers my original SL account and I use her for holding landscaping items in her inventory.

That is how this avatar started for me. I was just a testing alt for along time. I was created as a testing alt and spent the first two years of my life as a penguin touching shit to see what it would do. Over the years I finally got SMB body and more cloths, then a proper body. Some where along the line the primary account became the alt and I became the primary .

My two alts are a open secret. They live in the same sim and I don't hide who they are.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

If you guys aren't careful, one day all of these demoted and marginalized Mains of yours are going to revolt and take their revenge. Mark my words.

 

[WolfEyes]

Mark my words.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you, mark