How many aliens (extraterrestrials) is too many aliens (extraterrestrials)?

[Free]

Been focused on news a lot closer to home, so I missed this report from May 16.

4 alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs, ex-government researcher claims

Dr. Hal Puthoff, former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher, made the bombastic claim alongside “Age of Disclosure” director Dan Farrah on Steve …

nypost.com

The US has recovered four distinct species of extraterrestrial life from crashed UFOs, a former CIA-funded government researcher sensationally claimed this week.

Dr. Hal Puthoff, former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher, made the claim alongside “Age of Disclosure” director Dan Farrah on Steve Bartlett’s “The Diary of a CEO” podcast on Thursday.

“People who have been involved in recoveries have said there are at least four types. Four separate types,” the 89-year-old said. “Now I have not had direct access to that but I believe the people who I talked to — four separate types of life.”

They provide a useful infographic on the look and stats for these alien species.

I'm glad they said nothing about one particular alien type that tends to go underreported.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

This makes sense. It's a known fact that interplanetary travel is much easier than a safe landing. (note my heavy sarcasm).

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This makes sense. It's a known fact that interplanetary travel is much easier than a safe landing. (note my heavy sarcasm).

Hey, the Nordics gave us Ozempic.

 

[Noodles]

Fucking Norwegians, I knew Aurora was secretly an alien.

 

[Noodles]

I'm glad they said nothing about one particular alien type that tends to go underreported.

Where are the Japanese tentacle monster aliens? Or are those actually Earth based created during the nuclear fallout?

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Where are the Japanese tentacle monster aliens? Or are those actually Earth based created during the nuclear fallout?

Neither! They are from under the sea and predate human nukes!

 

[Free]

Fucking Norwegians, I knew Aurora was secretly an alien.

Secretly?

 

[Free]

Where are the Japanese tentacle monster aliens? Or are those actually Earth based created during the nuclear fallout?

Tentacle monsters are not aliens or mutants. They're birthed from our own psyche. Or at least, the Japanese psyche.

(Not even at page two and already another of my threads ruined by tentacle porn...)

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

“Ruined”

 

[Casey Pelous]

For those who might not know, Puthoff is a crackpot who has been working the paranormal grift since the 1970's, when he declared that Uri Geller had real psychic powers.* His title, "quantum physicist," is either a bit of a flourish from the reporter or yet more science fiction from Mr. Puthoff. His "CIA funding" was ages ago when he was involved in the agency's failed attempts to use psychic crap for nefarious purposes. His "research" is never published in real journals, but is widely cited by --- you guessed it -- other crackpots working the paranormal grift.

* Despite having been utterly humiliated by an appearance on the Tonight show where, thanks to The Amazing Randi's oversight of the test conditions, he was unable to produce any sort of result at all, Geller is STILL selling his particularly amateurish magic tricks as The Real Deal.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I kind of think there's definitely something politico-social going on with the people who report that the super-advanced-humanish aliens are just white people with blond hair and blue eyes, but that opens up a whole can of worms...

 

[Noodles]

I kind of think there's definitely something politico-social going on with the people who report that the super-advanced-humanish aliens are just white people with blond hair and blue eyes, but that opens up a whole can of worms...

The way the current assholes running the US keep occasionally teasing aliens, and AI being used for lies everywhere, I really wonder what the real end game is with that.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

For those who might not know, Puthoff is a crackpot who has been working the paranormal grift since the 1970's, when he declared that Uri Geller had real psychic powers.* His title, "quantum physicist," is either a bit of a flourish from the reporter or yet more science fiction from Mr. Puthoff. His "CIA funding" was ages ago when he was involved in the agency's failed attempts to use psychic crap for nefarious purposes. His "research" is never published in real journals, but is widely cited by --- you guessed it -- other crackpots working the paranormal grift.

* Despite having been utterly humiliated by an appearance on the Tonight show where, thanks to The Amazing Randi's oversight of the test conditions, he was unable to produce any sort of result at all, Geller is STILL selling his particularly amateurish magic tricks as The Real Deal.

Didn't know all that, but obviously didn't think he was credible either... it's very easy to make someone sound like they MIGHT know something with made up titles that aren't real and/or just very loosely defined. And many phony experts are experts in "something" but nothing to do with what they are talking about right now.

I'm actually a government funded researcher too! ... but nothing to do with UFO's of course.

 

[Free]

I kind of think there's definitely something politico-social going on with the people who report that the super-advanced-humanish aliens are just white people with blond hair and blue eyes, but that opens up a whole can of worms...

It's an irrational response to the popularity of The Brother From Another Planet.

 

[Noodles]

It's an irrational response to the popularity of The Brother From Another Planet.

No wonder that guy was smart enough to invent Terminators. He was an alien.

 

[Free]

No wonder that guy Joe Morton was smart enough to invent Terminators. He was an alien.

/fify

 

[Lexxi]

Been focused on news a lot closer to home, so I missed this report from May 16.

4 alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs, ex-government researcher claims

Dr. Hal Puthoff, former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher, made the bombastic claim alongside “Age of Disclosure” director Dan Farrah on Steve …

nypost.com

They provide a useful infographic on the look and stats for these alien species.

I'm glad they said nothing about one particular alien type that tends to go underreported.

 

[Soen Eber]

Aren't the Nordics just a toned down version of your classical space elves trope? I mean, OK, they're not aligned closely with the tvtropes "Crystal spires and fancy robes" trope but those Icelandic sweaters are definitely saying something.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I always wondered how the Skarsgards were suddenly everywhere.

 

[Sid]