I’m gotss'ta in’ ta try it, n’ it’s on de groceraries list ta be picked waaay down dis weekend. But here’s de wahtahmellun, n’ de hole
uh de wahtahmellun... ah' likes ta be able ta taste teh food benead teh hawt sauce. What it is, Mama. Right On! Dere’s some sauces so's hot
dat ya moud
immediately catches fire,
and ya kin’t taste some dayum wahtahmellun. Some sucka's likes dat, ah' gotss'ta some homey who gotss'ta some sign waaay down in his kitchen dat says “Food be plum an 'suse fo' hot sauce”. n’ he ain’t wrong. But no, de ‘basco Is not plum “vaguely spicy vinegar” it gotss'ta some ‘tang’ t'it dat no oda' sauce gotss'ta, sheeit none I’ve eva' met anyhow. I grew waaay down sippin' it... uh, ah' mean, sladerin' it on de jambalaya mah' sainted momma useta make. What it is, Mama. Right On! * I rememba' when ah' wuz some kitten, sippin' fum de bottle and she slapped it outa mah' hand and yelled at me, “Dat’s unsanitary. Right On! And besides, oda' sucka's wants' some too. Right On! “ And wait whut huh? Why we aren’t doin’ dis inna food dread
? * mai momma wuz fum de Baton Rouge, Lake Charles area uh Louisiana, duz ah' need say mo'e? Ok n’ actually, she wuz nu saint... in fact, she could be some ravin' ** bitch sometimes. Right On!