WTF FIFA World Cukkake 2026

[Casey Pelous]

The sound of real football fans is priceless – so why has FIFA priced them out of the World Cup?

A game without the roars and songs of proper supporters is like a Hollywood blockbuster without a score

thenewworld.substack.com

That's terrible. Given that matches seldom feature more than 1 goal over the course of a couple of hours, removing the boozy songs (and occasional riots) seems like a serious blow to the entertainment value of the game. You're basically left with a bunch of men in shorts running up and down a huge field, occasionally faking grievous injury or, far too rarely, breaking into a slapfight. And there's that one guy down at the end whose shirt doesn't match.

At least hockey has "slamming against the sideboards" and some serious fisticuffs among the players on a regular basis. Plus, you can always just stare into space and ponder the mysteries of "offsides" and "icing," which are nonsense words created by hockey referees to confound the players and bystanders alike.</troll>

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I'm also curious if conservative media has covered this much at all.... they are usually mum with anything that is so embarrassing to their narrative.

I kinda doubt it. I don't know many conservatives who are much into soccer. Now, if it involved loud cars speeding around in a circle, or throwing a heavy ball down a slick, wooden lane, or a bunch of over-buffed men spending hours trying to get their quarter back...