Elon f*cks Twitter

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Noodles]

Another narcissistic child in the shape of an adult (white) male.

Like the cage match thing, I would put my money on Zuck.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Like the cage match thing, I would put my money on Zuck.

FFS. Is that real? If so, good lord, he has the emotional mind of a 4 year old.

 

[Isabeau]

Fuck man.
There are wars going on, famine, climate change, not to mention his own responsibilities to his employees and the children he has, and this pos tweets about measuring his cock. And people adore him…

I swear I’ve lost complete faith in humanity. The end of the world can’t come soon enough.

 

[Noodles]

FFS. Is that real? If so, good lord, he has the emotional mind of a 4 year old.

I have no idea, I can't fsct check Twitter anymore because you can't virw Tweets without being logged in. I do feel like its best in this case to follow Musk's example, and just ASSUME it is because I find it amusing that it may be.

 

[Free]

FFS. Is that real? If so, good lord, he has the emotional mind of a 4 year old.

If You’ve Got the Ruler, Elon Musk Has the Dick: Billionaire Challenges Mark Zuckerberg to “Literal Dick Measuring Contest”

Will people choose Twitter over Threads if Elon Musk’s penis is bigger than Mark Zuckerberg’s? Musk seems to think so.

www.vanityfair.com

 

[Free]

One ringing endorsement, and one shaftless one.

Taliban Endorses Twitter Over Threads

"Other platforms cannot replace it," said a senior member of the Taliban in a tweet, explaining that Meta is "intolerant."

www.vice.com

Anas Haqqani, a Taliban thought-leader with family connections to leadership, has officially endorsed Twitter over Facebook-owned competitor Threads.

“Twitter has two important advantages over other social media platforms,” Haqqani said in an English post on Twitter. “The first privilege is the freedom of speech. The second privilege is the public nature & credibility of Twitter. Twitter doesn't have an intolerant policy like Meta. Other platforms cannot replace it.”

Aram Shabanian, an OSINT manager at New Lines Institute, told Motherboard he was surprised that the Taliban would endorse the “up-and-coming warlordism of Elon Musk's Twitter.”

“Zuckerberg is clearly the Mullah Omar of this situation,” Shabanian said, referring to the founder of the Taliban and previous ruler of Afghanistan.. “You may not like him, but at least you know what you're getting. And it's uniform across platforms and districts. Unlike going with Musk, who represents a lawless, profit-driven society. Musk is all balls, no shaft, as the ancient Armenian proverb goes.”

 

[Noodles]

So the Taliban endorses Twitter? Are they gonna put Taliban logos all over the site like its NASCAR?

 

[Free]

Elon Musk, Twitter Slapped With $500 Million Lawsuit Over Ex-Employee Severance Payments

Elon Musk and Twitter are being sued by former employees of the company who allege it failed to pay their promised severance packages.

variety.com

Elon Musk and Twitter are being sued by former employees of the social-media network who allege the company failed to pay their promised severance packages.

The lawsuit was filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California on behalf of a class of employees terminated since Musk’s takeover of the company in late October 2022. The suit seeks damages of at least $500 million as well as orders compelling Twitter and Musk “to abide by all terms of the severance plan by paying all terminated employees what they are owed,” according to the plaintiff’s lawyers.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Not mentioned but Twitter had an arbitration clause in their standard contract that required them to pay for arbitration but barred lawsuits. When employees followed the procedure to enter arbitration, Twitter did not pay the fees. That has allowed the employees to bypass arbitration and file a class action lawsuit.

 

[WolfEyes]

If rich people are so smart, how come they are always doing stupid things?

rhetorical question

 

[Free]

Musk’s X Corp. sues data scrapers for “severely taxing” Twitter’s servers

X Corp. lawsuit says unidentified scrapers forced Twitter to impose rate limits.

arstechnica.com

Elon Musk's X Corp. is suing four unidentified data scrapers accused of "severely tax[ing]" Twitter's servers and degrading the social network's user experience. The defendants, known only by their IP addresses so far, allegedly "engaged in widespread unlawful scraping of data from Twitter" by "flooding Twitter's sign-up page with automated requests."

"The volume of these requests far exceeded what any single individual could send to a server in a given period and clearly indicated that these automated requests were aimed at scraping data from Twitter. These requests have severely taxed X Corp.'s servers and impaired the user experience for millions of X Corp.'s customers," the lawsuit alleged.

A lawsuit filed against IP addresses.

And why do I find the name X Corp. Musk picked to be so...silly.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

A lawsuit filed against IP addresses.

Well, he is an idiot.

And why do I find the name X Corp. Musk picked to be so...silly.

Not the first time Musk has named something "X", the online bank he started that eventually evolved into PayPal was originally "X.com"
And yes... they both are silly, and proof that Musk is an idiot with inherited wealth that fails upward.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

If You’ve Got the Ruler, Elon Musk Has the Dick: Billionaire Challenges Mark Zuckerberg to “Literal Dick Measuring Contest”

Will people choose Twitter over Threads if Elon Musk’s penis is bigger than Mark Zuckerberg’s? Musk seems to think so.

www.vanityfair.com

Hmm.

https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

What is it with guys and their obsession with long penises? I don't know of too many women who enjoy getting their cervixes poked out.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

What is it with guys and their obsession with long penises? I don't know of too many women who enjoy getting their cervixes poked out.

I think you’d find the Venn diagram of the guy you describe and the guy who doesn’t give a shit about his partner’s comfort is nearly a circle.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

What is it with guys and their obsession with long penises?

Hey throw us a bone here, it's not like we can brag about the size of our brains.

 

[Noodles]

Hey throw us a bone here, it's not like we can brag about the size of our brains.

Honestly, I am not sure who is worse, the penis size obsessed guys or the "high IQ" obsessed guys.

 

[Essence Lumin]

When I was a kid this song came out. I thought it was a guy singing. Didn't really know why he'd be saying "I'm your penis" and that they would play that on the radio.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Honestly, I am not sure who is worse, the penis size obsessed guys or the "high IQ" obsessed guys.

I think you’d find the Venn diagram of the guys you describe is nearly a circle.