Dogs are weird

Isabeau

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The dog, Max, who onlookers speculate is probably an amateur vegan chef or freelance bike mechanic or tattoo artist or some freaking thing, was seen waiting on a leash outside a café which “his highness is obviously just too cool for.” The six-year old Sheppard only occasionally sniffed at passersby, evidently because he’s God’s gift to humanity.

“Like where did he even get that bandana?” said local resident Tom Wilden. “Did he sneak it home from a capture the flag game he found on Meetup? Did he win it in a Buffy trivia contest? Just look at this asshole.”

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Maggy Hazelnut

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It took me a few minutes to understand what was going on there! haha It reminds me of a friend I had with 2 large German shepherds. Those 2 dogs ate her car keys & her false teeth that she had on the nightstand. They also tore off her metal screen door to an almost unrecognizable pile of twisted metal AND tore the wood siding off one whole side of her house (rented house!) from the ground to about 4 feet high. She then put up an electric fence along the sides of her house but that didn't slow those two dogs down at all. The funny part was she'd tell all her friends that she was the "alpha dog of the pack" & that her dogs always obeyed her & were well behaved.
 

Soen Eber

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They're still slightly amazed that the other dog disappears when they turn around and reappears when they face each other (presence). Of course they know that from their superior hearing and sense of smell, and only one doggy is plsying scientist while the other is going "hey, good game". Doggy peek-a-boo.