Covid-19 vaccine thread

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Sid]

I haven't won any lotery jackpot since I got the first jab.
I totally blame Pfizer and Moderna.

 

[Khamon]

It’s only funneh because it’s sadly true.

 

[Lexxi]

Got my latest booster today. There was a moment my arm felt like it'd ballooned two sizes (and I looked at it to see, nope, just a feeling, not actual ballooning), but, otherwise, so far accidentally falling asleep has been the only side-effect (and a brief ballooning feeling). Hopefully it'll remain that low level reaction.

 

[Arkady Arkright]

Had my 5th covid jab yesterday, plus a flu jab in the other arm. Both injection sites are a bit tender if touched this morning, but it's no big deal.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I just scheduled an appointment with my pharmacist to get my second booster and a flu shot a week from tomorrow. I'm not exactly sure if it's the newest bivalent vaccine or not. It's marked on my appointment confirmation I got from Rite-Aid as "Pfizer Updated COVID-19 Booster", so I'm hoping it is. It's also different from my first three jabs in that they were Moderna.

I guess we'll see how I feel afterward, or if I sprout a third arm or a second head after this. A third arm could come in handy.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

I just scheduled an appointment with my pharmacist to get my second booster and a flu shot a week from tomorrow. I'm not exactly sure if it's the newest bivalent vaccine or not. It's marked on my appointment confirmation I got from Rite-Aid as "Pfizer Updated COVID-19 Booster", so I'm hoping it is. It's also different from my first three jabs in that they were Moderna.

I guess we'll see how I feel afterward, or if I sprout a third arm or a second head after this. A third arm could come in handy.

I got my bivalent booster and flu shot today at Hy-Vee. Bivalent is probably what they will offer you, but of course you can ask when you get there.

So far, it has only been a bit different than my previous shots, which were Pfizer. I got more light-headed following it and for longer, and now have a headache and a little bit of achiness, but nothing severe. I had no symptoms except a sore arm from where they stuck it in the muscle for the last shots. I also seem to have a scratchy throat and cough, which is really odd. I am hoping that I didn't somehow get Covid, without realizing it, and then the shot. I did not take a test before the shot as I had zero symptoms of Covid, but understand that one of the current prevalent symptoms is a cough. Probably is just a fluke.

Will let you know if I begin to grow a third eye, as well, though that could be a handy thing with my vision.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Just a follow-up to my previous post. The only different symptoms between the new bivalent vaccine and the older ones that I experienced was being light-headed for a longer time, nausea for a short time, and a two day headache. The cough does seem to have been a fluke. A family member who got it had no symptoms at all.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Sometimes the Tories get things right

Tory MP Andrew Bridgen loses whip over ‘dangerous’ Covid vaccine claims

Bridgen likely to be permanently cast out from party after tweet comparing immunisation to Holocaust

www.theguardian.com

Though

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

There may be something to that. Being in close proximity to anti-vaxxers makes me sick and drastically alters my blood pressure.

Edit to add: And what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is homemade hydroxychloroquine??? Get that poor girl to an OBGYN stat!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

There may be something to that. Being in close proximity to anti-vaxxers makes me sick and drastically alters my blood pressure.

Edit to add: And what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is homemade hydroxychloroquine??? Get that poor girl to an OBGYN stat!

Hydroxychloroquine cannot be made at home using fruit peel

A widely shared video on social media incorrectly says the antimalarial drug hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) can be made at home using fruit peel.

www.reuters.com

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It least it doesn't seem like boiled citrus peels will actively *harm* you. It's not like they're making laetrile.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

It least it doesn't seem like boiled citrus peels will actively *harm* you. It's not like they're making laetrile.

Marmalade as a prophylactic against Covid.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

They're just kind of indiscriminately accusing every single medical death - definitely every death that makes the news - of being caused by the Covid vaccine now. Nobody ever died or had an unexpected heart attack before the vaccine, I guess.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

They're just kind of indiscriminately accusing every single medical death - definitely every death that makes the news - of being caused by the Covid vaccine now. Nobody ever died or had an unexpected heart attack before the vaccine, I guess.

Yep, and these are the same people who kept accusing the hospitals and the government of marking every cause of death as Covid.

 

[Monica Dream]

Yep, and these are the same people who kept accusing the hospitals and the government of marking every cause of death as Covid.

...every accusation, a confession. It's become a cliche at this point.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Rose Karuna]

Bwahahahahahaha

So let me see if I have this straight.

Since COVID-19 vaccine distribution began in the United States on Dec. 14, 2020, more than 610 million doses have been administered, fully vaccinating over 224 million people or 67.5% of the total U.S. population. To date, 48.5% of the fully vaccinated population has received at least one booster shot as well.

reference from NPR (https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/01/28/960901166/how-is-the-covid-19-vaccination-campaign-going-in-your-state)

So ... that's 159 million people dead found dead in their homes after receiving the COVID vaccine since 2020? Over half the US population?

Inquiring minds want to know, wtf have they done with all the dead people? And their houses? And their orphaned children and pets?

Where are they getting all the paramedics to go into all these houses and find all these dead people?


It's bad enough just thinking about all the people we actually did lose to COVID because they wouldn't wear a mask or get the vaccine.

The stupidity is mind blowing.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Andrew Bridgen: MP expelled by Tories after Covid vaccine comments

Andrew Bridgen was expelled "following the recommendation of a disciplinary panel".

www.bbc.co.uk

Tory MP Andrew Bridgen loses whip over ‘dangerous’ Covid vaccine claims

Former Tory MP Andrew Bridgen expelled permanently from party