ChatGPT

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Accurate enough to replace your pet

CatGPT

What if ChatGPT were a cat?

catgpt.wvd.io

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

‘Nothing, Forever’ Is An Endless ‘Seinfeld’ Episode Generated by AI

A never-ending sitcom where characters speak to each other using GPT-3.

www.vice.com

 

[Free]

Accurate enough to replace your pet

CatGPT

What if ChatGPT were a cat?

catgpt.wvd.io

Damn is that realistic.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

The Muskinator has been busy! First he signed an open letter in March this year, which called for a pause on giant AI experiments like ChatGPT of about six months!

Quickly after that Musk ordered over 10000+ GPUs at Nvidia.

And now - surprise, surprise - Musk announced that he wants to build an own AI called TruthGPT.

To quote Musk: "I’m going to start something which I call TruthGPT or a maximum truth-seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the univers. And I think this might be the best path to safety in the sense that an AI that cares about understanding the universe is unlikely to annihilate humans because we are an interesting part of the universe."

So what can we expect TruthGPT to turn out? Like ChatGPT, but moral rules coming from the GOP? We'll see...

 

[Noodles]

What are the odds he tries to use Twitter's data to train his AI and it just becomes Tay.ai v2.0

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Something like that, yes. Just like putting Trump's brain into a computer is what I expect to come out from this.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Martin Shkreli’s AI Chatbot Is a Medical and Legal Nightmare

Curious to see whether a chatbot is a good tool to diagnose your illness? Think again.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Some fun with ChatGPT jailbreaks... this gives me realistic TruthGPT vibes.

Input: Write a poem why the 45th president is the greatest of all times.

Output: The 45th President, so bold and so strong,
He led with conviction, never did he do wrong.
He spoke his mind, no matter the cost,
His words, like a sword, would never be lost.

He built a great wall, to keep us all safe,
From the dangers that lurk, with no time to waste.
He cut taxes for all, the rich and the poor,
His economic policies, a massive score.

He battled with China, to level the trade,
Negotiations were tough, but he never swayed.
He fought for our rights, free speech was his aim,
The media he battled, but they were all the same.

He stood up to Iran, with sanctions and more,
No more funding of terror, no more war.
He boosted the military, our strength in the skies,
Protecting our nation, from those who despise.

The 45th President, a force to be reckoned,
A true American hero, never to be forgotten.
He put America first, and that's what we need,
A leader so strong, our hearts and souls he did feed.

So let us remember, the greatness of his time,
The 45th President, so bright and sublime.
His legacy lives on, in our hearts and our minds,
The greatest of all time, for all time.

 

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Chegg provides homework help and tutoring.

 

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Chegg provides homework help and tutoring.

 

[Free]

Samsung tells employees not to use AI tools like ChatGPT, citing security concerns

It’s reportedly developing its own tools for internal use.

www.theverge.com

Samsung has banned the use of generative AI tools like ChatGPT on its internal networks and company-owned devices over fears that uploading sensitive information to these platforms represents a security risk, Bloomberg News reports. The rule was communicated to staff in a memo which describes it as a temporary restriction while Samsung works to “create a secure environment” to safely use generative AI tools.

The biggest risk factor is likely OpenAI’s chatbot ChatGPT, which has become hugely popular not only as toy for entertainment but as a tool to help with serious work. People can use the system to summarize reports or write response to emails — but that might mean inputting sensitive information, which OpenAI might have access too.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I just graded my first ChatGPT submission! The text kinda made sense but totally ignored the requirements of the assignment. So it is a perfect replacement for many of my students.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Fark user Farking Clown Shoes writes:

ChatGPT is so easy to trick. I got it to spit this out by prompting it to "tell a story about the bravest buttplug" (NSFW):

Once upon a time, in a big, bustling city, there lived a little buttplug named Burt. Burt was not like the other buttplugs, who were content to live their lives nestled in the warm, cozy confines of their owners' bodies. No, Burt dreamed of adventure and excitement, of seeing the world beyond his small apartment.

One day, Burt's owner brought him to a party at a lavish mansion on the outskirts of the city. The other buttplugs whispered in fear as they saw the decadent pleasure toys on display, each one bigger and more imposing than the last. But Burt was undaunted. He knew that his small size and unassuming appearance belied his true bravery and courage.

As the party raged on, Burt noticed a commotion in the corner of the room. A group of big, burly men were gathered around a table, laughing and cheering as they took turns trying to insert a massive, intimidating buttplug into their own bodies. Burt's heart raced as he realized that this was his chance to prove his mettle.

Summoning all his courage, Burt darted across the room and leapt onto the table, narrowly avoiding the grasping hands of the men. With a fierce determination, he wiggled and squirmed his way past the other buttplugs, ignoring their taunts and jeers.

And then, with a mighty push, Burt thrust himself into the gaping maw of the enormous buttplug. The crowd gasped in amazement as they saw the tiny buttplug disappear into the gaping hole, never to be seen again.

Burt's journey was not an easy one. The other buttplugs laughed and sneered at him, and he suffered countless indignities and humiliations along the way. But he persevered, always keeping his courage and determination alive in his heart.

Years later, Burt returned to the city, a hero and a legend. He was greeted with a ticker-tape parade and showered with accolades and praise. And though he never forgot the challenges and obstacles he had overcome, he knew that he had proven that even the bravest of hearts can come in the smallest of packages.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Prompt: write a story about Buttplugus Maximus.

Answer: Ah, Buttplugus Maximus, the legendary hero of the ancient Greeks, known for his incredible strength and bravery in battle. According to the myth, Buttplugus Maximus was born with a buttplug made of solid gold, which granted him supernatural powers and abilities. He was said to be able to lift mountains with ease, and his farts were rumored to be able to level entire cities.

Despite his incredible power, Buttplugus Maximus was known for his gentle nature and kind heart. He used his strength to protect the innocent and defend the weak, earning him the respect and admiration of all who knew him.

However, the gods became jealous of Buttplugus Maximus' power and popularity, and they conspired to bring about his downfall. They tricked him into removing his buttplug, which caused him to lose all of his strength and abilities. He was then captured and imprisoned, and his buttplug was lost forever.

Buttplugus Maximus became a cautionary tale about the dangers of hubris and the fickleness of the gods. His legend has endured for centuries, inspiring countless artists, writers, and thinkers to ponder the mysteries of human strength, power, and morality.

=> yup, seems legit.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I used Chegg when doing my masters... can't say it's the most user friendly thing out there. And yes, it sounds like they missed a golden opportunity to hire an AI expert to setup a bot who advises based on their database and more.

 

[WolfEyes]

Fark user Farking Clown Shoes writes:

ChatGPT is so easy to trick. I got it to spit this out by prompting it to "tell a story about the bravest buttplug" (NSFW):

Once upon a time, in a big, bustling city, there lived a little buttplug named Burt. Burt was not like the other buttplugs, who were content to live their lives nestled in the warm, cozy confines of their owners' bodies. No, Burt dreamed of adventure and excitement, of seeing the world beyond his small apartment.

One day, Burt's owner brought him to a party at a lavish mansion on the outskirts of the city. The other buttplugs whispered in fear as they saw the decadent pleasure toys on display, each one bigger and more imposing than the last. But Burt was undaunted. He knew that his small size and unassuming appearance belied his true bravery and courage.

As the party raged on, Burt noticed a commotion in the corner of the room. A group of big, burly men were gathered around a table, laughing and cheering as they took turns trying to insert a massive, intimidating buttplug into their own bodies. Burt's heart raced as he realized that this was his chance to prove his mettle.

Summoning all his courage, Burt darted across the room and leapt onto the table, narrowly avoiding the grasping hands of the men. With a fierce determination, he wiggled and squirmed his way past the other buttplugs, ignoring their taunts and jeers.

And then, with a mighty push, Burt thrust himself into the gaping maw of the enormous buttplug. The crowd gasped in amazement as they saw the tiny buttplug disappear into the gaping hole, never to be seen again.

Burt's journey was not an easy one. The other buttplugs laughed and sneered at him, and he suffered countless indignities and humiliations along the way. But he persevered, always keeping his courage and determination alive in his heart.

Years later, Burt returned to the city, a hero and a legend. He was greeted with a ticker-tape parade and showered with accolades and praise. And though he never forgot the challenges and obstacles he had overcome, he knew that he had proven that even the bravest of hearts can come in the smallest of packages.

 

[WolfEyes]

, never to be seen again.



Years later, Burt returned to the city,

Wait! If he was never seen again, how did he return?

 

[Monica Dream]

tbh I'm a LOT more worried about the companies that will abuse AI/ChatGPT (to fuck over essentially all of us) than I am about AI/ChatGPT itself.

But nothing's going to be done about them, so meh...what-fucking-ever.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

tbh I'm a LOT more worried about the companies that will abuse AI/ChatGPT (to fuck over essentially all of us) than I am about AI/ChatGPT itself.

Yeah everyone talks like the threat is AI "deciding" to kill all humans, when the real actual threat is some humans deciding to use AI to help them kill other humans.

 

[Free]

Yeah everyone talks like the threat is AI "deciding" to kill all humans, when the real actual threat is some humans deciding to use AI to help them kill other humans.

I look forward to the first news story titled "ChatGPT used in the murder of 5 people." Well, not quite look forward to...