#BYEDON 2020 - The End Better Fucking Be Near

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Innula Zenovka

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Is this guy completely new to the game?
This story involves Jeffrey Epstein and beauty pagents, so it's worse than some.

“We’re supposed to stay overnight at Mar-a-Lago. We live in Boca Raton, but we pack a bag. It’s the first time I visit Mar-a-Lago. It’s magnificent. I’ve never been in a home like this before, and Trump’s such a braggart. I mean, he’s going around, ‘Look at this, look at that.’”
Let’s back up, reader. One more detail: Trump’s fellow tour guide is Jeffrey Epstein.
“Epstein is the only other man there except for George,” says Jill.

“And how many young women?” I say.
“Let me think…”
Jill counts. “I’m gonna say six girls.”
“Oh, boy, Jill.”
I am petrified with disgust.
“Yeah,” she says.
“You didn’t know!” I say.
“I didn’t know!” cries Jill. “And the thing is he,” she says, referring to Trump, “wants to see the quality of the girls!”

“The quality!”
We both smirk at the same time.
“He’s with Epstein,” says Jill. “People ask me what’s he’s like. He’s very polite to me. He’s nice because I’m the gatekeeper of the contest.”
“Of course, he had no interest in me because I’m 30!” she says, and bursts into a cascade of sarcastic snorts.
So here are Trump and Epstein, the Caligula and the De Sade of their generations, giving a private tour of Mar-a-Lago to George, Jill, and six young women. Epstein has been at Trump’s place many times, Jill says, and lives just down the road.
 

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There appears to be a few things taking a walk from the WH:

This was explained in a newspaper article. That stuff belongs to the White House Archive, along with the various Oval Office desks. Each president gets to choose their decor, and at the end of an administration they remove the stuff the last president wanted. It's all inventoried and such. In 200 years, the White House has accumulated a *lot* of gifts, like the Resolute Desk is a gift from Queen Victoria. Like many art museums, there's too much to display it all at once, so the rest is stored away.
 

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If Georgia wasn't half full of his supporters, it would be nice if he ended up in prison here. This is "squeal like a pig" country. For safety reasons, though, he needs to go to an island territory, like Guam.
Presumably as an ex-president, he will continue to enjoy secret service protection for life, unless congress removes it from him (an inhumane measure, I would have thought), though his bodyguards could presumably monitor him remotely in his cell from elsewhere in the prison.

However, I think he would have to be kept in complete isolation from the other inmates because otherwise, who knows what secrets he might blurt out that you would not want to become the gossip of the prison community.

He would have to be accommodated on a military base somewhere very remote (within the US -- I doubt you can lawfully ship him off to Gitmo).

Or the Supermax in Florence, Co.
 

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No more options, I guess.

 

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Not going to click on that link. Some things can't be unseen, like a cartoon of a Trump getting prison raped.
I'll have to take your word for it, since that link leads to the IMDB page for John Borman's 1972 movie Deliverance, (which I was able to verify before clicking on the link simply by floating my mouse pointer above it, though maybe not all browsers do that).
 

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A short reprieve from the heavy nature of this thread:

No disrespect meant to brethren who weren't graced with large appendages. I do this because, remember, this is the man that the right thinks is the most masculine president ever; the man who demands women look like models for him. The man who forces himself on people.

It is dedicated ENTIRELY to our president.

 
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Presumably as an ex-president, he will continue to enjoy secret service protection for life, unless congress removes it from him (an inhumane measure, I would have thought), though his bodyguards could presumably monitor him remotely in his cell from elsewhere in the prison.

However, I think he would have to be kept in complete isolation from the other inmates because otherwise, who knows what secrets he might blurt out that you would not want to become the gossip of the prison community.

He would have to be accommodated on a military base somewhere very remote (within the US -- I doubt you can lawfully ship him off to Gitmo).

Or the Supermax in Florence, Co.
You're no fun. We have vengeful fantasies and you tell us how unlikely they are to happen.

On the Secret Service, isn't this the so-called billionaire who can afford anything including protection? To be honest though, my one desire is that he end up penniless, screaming into his pillow each night. I also hope that he is haunted nightly by any one of the 375k+ people he doomed.

I might be a bit vengeful.
 

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Wow, his supporters who rate his job as "poor" have doubled (!) from 10% to...20%. That leaves a slightly larger pile of hamberders on the table.
FIFY
 
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