Amazing animals.

[Free]

I suspect Marie Kelly's account was hacked by a male elephant at the Milwaukee County Zoo.

 

[Caete]

I suspect Marie Kelly's account was hacked by a male elephant at the Milwaukee County Zoo.

Reminds me of being at the Houston Zoo years ago. We came upon a large group of school kids gathered by the rhino pen, half of them asking what is that? omg gross and giggling as the male rhino was erect. After a minute or two they all ran off to see what the squealing was about over at one of the monkey tower cages. We followed but stood back a healthy ways. The monkeys were all at the top of the cage, making loud noises and the kids were gathered around watching their antics. I started snickering, knowing what was about to happen and told Joanie to just watch. Seconds later, the monkeys emptied their bladders, pissing on the group of kids which made the kids scream and run away shouting nasty monkeys! I don't know if it happens at other zoos but here, pays to stay back from the little simian bastards.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Sounds on brand for primates.

 

[Free]

Not a surprising outcome.



Maglink

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

You put the rabbit down on a track made out of food and no reason to go anywhere. I mean sheesh.

 

[Free]

and no reason to go anywhere

It's a race, not a motivational exercise.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It's a race, not a motivational exercise.

It's a rabbit, not a professional athlete.

 

[Isabeau]

The feather

 

[Free]

It's a rabbit, not a professional athlete.

You think the turtle is just off the Olympics?

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It's a tortoise, not a turtle. A turtle can scrape algae off underwater rocks but a tortoise, not having lapine incisors, needs grass it can grab.

 

[Free]

It's a tortoise, not a turtle.

Tortoise, turtle, terrapin, reptile. It's still not an Olympian.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It's also not going to be sitting down and munching on the track.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Isabeau]

Mini thread on porcupines.

Adam Sharp (@adamcsharp.bsky.social)

For anyone wondering what porcupines sound like, here’s a clip of a smol porcupine called Kemosabe chomping on a piece of banana

bsky.app

 

[Free]

That thing about women choosing bears.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Beebo Brink]

 

[Free]

A whole new level of balloon animals.