(made the words up on the fly last year, i feel like i'm missing a section with the robots fighting santa and failing to beat him but I’m out of rhyme....)
“Robot Santa”
Greeting everyone it's that time of the year, the only holiday in which little robots cower in fear.
Make sure your shields are at capacity and that Your ammo is not spent. your guns fully are loaded and your armor. not a dent.
He comes every winter solstice, from a planet far away. To punish all the naughty robots in unfair weapons and "gunplay".
They say his program was warped; his standards were set too high. He judges everyone around him, with a wink in his eyes.
His sack is overloaded with Presents full of Horrors, With candy cane blasters and jolly rocket launchers...
He jumps throughout the galaxy on a hyper X90 Sleigh, Powered by a mysterious Rudolph engine, in a decorative array.
He blasts through the universe with a glow so bright, it can be seen lightyears away, at dusk or at night...
With a belly filled with lead candy and a Voice Box full of cheer. He proudly proclaims "Merry Christi-Mass!" with fear.
He shoots, and fires, and Squirts and splatters,
He drenches ,he drowns, he Plunges and Showers.
With bullets and rockets and and bombs and knifes, People shelter in fear or fight for thier lives.
“When ammo is out and the battlefield is clear, He will proudly shout "I'll see you next year!"
With a glimmer in is armor and sparkles on his face, he will go to the next system, tearing across subspace
Everyone will cheer, holler and drink another beer , santa won't be back again until next year.
So Clean out your weapons, and program your locators, Buff all your Plates and check in with your creators.
Spend time with friends and family, no distress or Spite ,Merry Christi-Mass to all and to all a good night!