69 Year Old Dutch Man Wants To Legally Change His Age

Sid

Lord of the plywood cubes.
VVO Supporter 🍦🎈👾❤
Joined
Sep 20, 2018
Messages
7,003
Dutch court rejects man’s request to be 20 years younger | The Guardian
A Dutch court has rejected the request of a self-styled “positivity guru” to shave 20 years off his age, in a case that drew worldwide attention.

Last month Emile Ratelband asked the court in Arnhem to formally change his date of birth to make him 49. He said his official age did not reflect his emotional state and it was causing him to struggle to find work and love.

In a written ruling on Monday, the court said Dutch law assigned rights and obligations based on age “such as the right to vote and the duty to attend school. If Mr Ratelband’s request was allowed, those age requirements would become meaningless.”
“Mr Ratelband is at liberty to feel 20 years younger than his real age and to act accordingly. But amending his date of birth would cause 20 years of records to vanish from the register of births, deaths, marriages and registered partnerships. This would have a variety of undesirable legal and societal implications.”
Of course the fool will bring it on for appeal.
He is even thinking to bring it to the courts in Brussels.
 
  • 1LOL
Reactions: RodeejahUrquan

RodeejahUrquan

Horns n' Furz
Joined
Sep 20, 2018
Messages
196
Location
Brooklyn, NY
SL Rez
2010
Joined SLU
I don't remember, hah!
SLU Posts
0

Veritable Quandry

Specializing in derails and train wrecks.
Joined
Sep 19, 2018
Messages
5,296
Location
Columbus, OH
SL Rez
2010
Joined SLU
20something
SLU Posts
42
"You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age? Nowhere are you so discriminated against as with your age," Dutch paper De Telegraaf quoted Ratelband as saying.
Names are socially constructed. Gender is socially constructed. Age is physics.
 

Sid

Lord of the plywood cubes.
VVO Supporter 🍦🎈👾❤
Joined
Sep 20, 2018
Messages
7,003
...So, I guess it wasn't just for a joke?

Dude is serious about shaving off the years.

But, to be honest, does he feel that younger women won't see his age? I mean, your body don't lie, not even with lots of surgery... >.>
Free publicity are the important words: talk shows, newspapers, magazines, the internet.
Being in the picture. Draw attention.
Maybe sell a few of his seminars.
 

RodeejahUrquan

Horns n' Furz
Joined
Sep 20, 2018
Messages
196
Location
Brooklyn, NY
SL Rez
2010
Joined SLU
I don't remember, hah!
SLU Posts
0
Free publicity are the important words: talk shows, newspapers, magazines, the internet.
Being in the picture. Draw attention.
Maybe sell a few of his seminars.
Or become an Internet meme for life.

I mean, that's living the dream, right? :ROFLMAO:
 
  • 2LOL
Reactions: Casey Pelous and Sid

Zaida Gearbox

Well-known member
Joined
Sep 23, 2018
Messages
1,375
I want to change my age to 27, and for my insurance or the government or somebody to pay for fertility treatments so I can be fertile like a 27 year old.
 

danielravennest

Well-known member
Joined
Sep 21, 2018
Messages
3,708
SLU Posts
9073
...So, I guess it wasn't just for a joke?

Dude is serious about shaving off the years.
Judge should tell him to hop in a time machine, go back 20 years, and bring his younger self back to today. Then he'll be 20 years younger. Of course, he'll also pop out of existence for changing his timeline.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: RodeejahUrquan