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Very little, I suppose, but each ballot has a barcode on it and once that barcode is scanned, the person whose name is on the ballot can no longer vote. I receive a mail in ballot every year, because I inadvertently signed up for it back in 2008. I was able to vote in person for a couple of...

I have voted by mail since 2016. Of course I'm in California, and according to Trump, I'm one of 5 million fraudulent votes. So there we are.

In other news, here's a close up shot of that pool at Ozark Lake.

I'd wager a Jewish person is much harder to spot than a black person. I get that you hate being lumped in with all white people for the Cult of 45, but if that's the only issue you have, count your blessings. In other news, I'm honored.

The rats are taking issue with the head cheese in droves now.

I hope NASA can locate the Chicxulub impactor about to hit the planet and wipe us out, because it's clearly the End Times.

This one's my favorite. Oh wait... THIS. This is my favorite.

Holy crap! First Trump broke up with Fox. Then he broke up with Jeff Sessions this weekend. And now Ann Coulter is breaking up with Trump. IT'S THE END TIMES!!! I mean she's on a serious tear. I resent actually agreeing with her on anything, but here we are... There's nine more...

I wish people would stop saying, "Trump" and "Has a plan" in the same sentence. He doesn't plan. He reacts. He has not planned a single thing in his entire life.

This guy deserves a big fat raise.

So...can I now use those numbers to get a little extra cash, or is his bank account as empty as he is?

This guy won the internet forever.

Michel Stipe must be conflicted about this parody.

If he's 6'3" and 239lbs, then I'm really David Bowie. He's 6'1" at the most and is packing at least 280.

The State of California has just deemed all educators as essential workers.