Evil String Feb 21, 2021 You never fully understand or value what you have until, of course, it's gone. And toilet paper is a good example
You never fully understand or value what you have until, of course, it's gone. And toilet paper is a good example
Evil String Feb 19, 2021 My girlfriend swallowed a bunch of glitter before sex. The orgasm was epic and really pretty.
Evil String Feb 14, 2021 If I were a plastic surgeon, I would add a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
Evil String Feb 12, 2021 The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic.
Evil String Feb 12, 2021 A doctor told me I had 1 year left to live. I killed him and here I am ... in prison. 25 years and counting
A doctor told me I had 1 year left to live. I killed him and here I am ... in prison. 25 years and counting
Evil String Feb 4, 2021 Growing up means accepting that sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes the statue.
Evil String Jan 28, 2021 It's amazing how fast they try to assist you when you start the chainsaw in the Home Depot
Evil String Jan 28, 2021 My last girlfriend was such a milf that when we'd do it cowgirl style, she used to say "first time I sit in my whole day".
My last girlfriend was such a milf that when we'd do it cowgirl style, she used to say "first time I sit in my whole day".
Evil String Oct 23, 2018 - Hey boss, I have anal glaucoma ! - Anal Glaucoma ? What the hell is that ? - I can't see my ass going into work today
- Hey boss, I have anal glaucoma ! - Anal Glaucoma ? What the hell is that ? - I can't see my ass going into work today
Evil String Oct 20, 2018 If you watch Matrix backwards it is the story about a guy that gives up drugs and finds a job
Evil String Oct 19, 2018 Tell Someone you love them today, because life is short. Shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Tell Someone you love them today, because life is short. Shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Evil String Oct 18, 2018 My dad Richard and my dad John told me today that I was adopted. 21 Years living a lie !!!