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Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
Social Media has become a horrible game of Telephone.
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
"Gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms." - 11 year old
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
If you have a bad dream during an afternoon nap, would it be called a daymare?
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