The Trump Presidency, Season 2

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Carl Bildt is the Co-Chair European Council on Foreign Relations and former Prime Minister and Foreign Minister of Sweden.
I thought Mexico is only full of drug lords, rapists and other criminal people desperate going illegally into the states, so that's why he had to build this beautiful, beautiful wall towards it.

So why does Trump now want it as part of America?
 

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I thought Mexico is only full of drug lords, rapists and other criminal people desperate going illegally into the states, so that's why he had to build this beautiful, beautiful wall towards it.

So why does Trump now want it as part of America?
A better question would be: what does he plan to do with all the Hispanic people?
 

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He keeps talking about adding Cuba and Venezuela along with Canada and Greenland and I keep reminding MAGAts that means adding several dialects of Inuit, French, and multiple flavors of Spanish. Mexico also has Cholan-Tzeltalan, Nahuatal, and a variety of other native languages. And any added territory gains freedom of movement into the US. Interesting way to solve the illegal immigration problem: annex their home countries so they become legal.
 
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He keeps talking about adding Cuba and Venezuela along with Canada and Greenland and I keep reminding MAGAts that means adding several dialects of Inuit, French, and multiple flavors of Spanish. Mexico also has Cholan-Tzeltalan, Nahuatal, and a variety of other native languages. And any added territory gains freedom of movement into the US. Interesting way to solve the illegal immigration problem: annex their home countries so they become legal.
I'm quite sure the part they're not saying out loud involves some sort of camp.
 

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He keeps talking about adding Cuba and Venezuela along with Canada and Greenland and I keep reminding MAGAts that means adding several dialects of Inuit, French, and multiple flavors of Spanish. Mexico also has Cholan-Tzeltalan, Nahuatal, and a variety of other native languages. And any added territory gains freedom of movement into the US. Interesting way to solve the illegal immigration problem: annex their home countries so they become legal.
No no see, those people will be so greatful for being liberated from their current terrible COMMUNIST leadership forcing them to speak other languages, they will all gladly start speaking English only. They will be like babies uttering their first words will be "Thank You Mr Trump, we love you Mr Trump."
 

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No no see, those people will be so greatful for being liberated from their current terrible COMMUNIST leadership forcing them to speak other languages, they will all gladly start speaking English only. They will be like babies uttering their first words will be "Thank You Mr Trump, we love you Mr Trump."
I feel that if Mr Trump were to tell this to a town hall in Quebec it would solve a number of current problems.
 

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I thought Mexico is only full of drug lords, rapists and other criminal people desperate going illegally into the states, so that's why he had to build this beautiful, beautiful wall towards it.

So why does Trump now want it as part of America?
He also appears to want to make Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic part of the US, thus giving their citizens full US residence rights.
 

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He also appears to want to make Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic part of the US, thus giving their citizens full US residence rights.
More likely he'll drop them in the same unincorporated territories boat as Puerto Rico and Guam, making them (somewhat) taxable citizens without representation. There was a time in America when we hated that.
 

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He also appears to want to make Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic part of the US, thus giving their citizens full US residence rights.
Aye and he also crayoned in Jamaica, all other Caribbean islands/nations, and all of Central America from what my bleary eyes can see in that mapped overlay. Lots of people getting full citizenship in his version, which is of course in complete agreement with MAGA faithful. /sarcasm off
 

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Wow, there really is a serious North-South divide in England...
 

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A better question would be: what does he plan to do with all the Hispanic people?
Another one that might be asked is why he brought El Chapo's entire family to America. When was the last time you heard him rant about the cartels (who are the LARGEST groups bringing drugs across. Not a peep. One might ask why they completely dropped all charges against the leaders of MX-13 when Bukele let him deport people to his death prison, including those not from El Salvador.

Cartels do have a lot of money. I wonder how much they paid him.
 

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Meanwhile, there are multiple other reasons to explain why the US president did not condemn the UK’s actions. “Trump is obsessed with the Canada trade deal, and that is taking up all his attention,” a second diplomatic source said. “He doesn’t like Bibi either. So, sanctions against settlements is not like saying ‘windmills’ to him which triggers a violent reaction.”
 
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