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My nephew treated me to a dinner at a really nice taco place. We had a big platter of samplings. Was really good, and at the end, we saw a cockroach on the table ha ha

Exciting!

Along with the music, it made it all very authentic. 🪳
 

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I've made that mistake! Ate them all though, because I'm a stubborn half-German. I was very careful after that!
 
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My nephew treated me to a dinner at a really nice taco place. We had a big platter of samplings. Was really good, and at the end, we saw a cockroach on the table ha ha

Exciting!

Along with the music, it made it all very authentic. 🪳
I only laugh because here in Florida, cucarachas are so large and so prevalent that they tend to do things like carry off your sofa and TV.

y hormigas también 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Small but a real pain in the rear.
 

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My nephew treated me to a dinner at a really nice taco place. We had a big platter of samplings. Was really good, and at the end, we saw a cockroach on the table ha ha

Exciting!

Along with the music, it made it all very authentic. 🪳
At one point in my life, I happened to know the county official in charge of restaurant inspection. Actual conversation:

Official: "You've got to go to this Mexican restaurant -- El Chingadero, on Main over on the east side. OMG, it's great! Just, you know, get there before dark and park real close if you can."

Casey: "Awesome. Know the address?"

Official: *directions relative to some landmark*. "I probably have to shut 'em down next week, so hurry. The albondigas [meatball soup] is to frickin' die for!"

Casey: "Uhhh ..... I'm sorry .... shut them down?"

Official: "Oh, it's a shithole. But, my god, that guy can cook!"

He was right.
 

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Yeah, they're rather small, here, and they dont fly... yet!

Another 20 years of global warming and who knows.
 

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When I joined the Navy, I was sent to the technical training center in Millington TN after boot camp. One day I was sitting in the TV lounge in the women's barracks watching TV with some other women when we saw a large-ish cockroach climbing up the wall. One of us threw a shoe at it, just missing it, but getting close enough to knock it off the wall. When it fell to the floor, it turned facing us, let out a hiss, and flew across the room. I've never seen so many people de-ass a room in such a hurry!
 

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When I joined the Navy, I was sent to the technical training center in Millington TN after boot camp. One day I was sitting in the TV lounge in the women's barracks watching TV with some other women when we saw a large-ish cockroach climbing up the wall. One of us threw a shoe at it, just missing it, but getting close enough to knock it off the wall. When it fell to the floor, it turned facing us, let out a hiss, and flew across the room. I've never seen so many people de-ass a room in such a hurry!
Heh -- somehow reminds me of an old service joke first heard from my dad:

A marine, an Army soldier, and an Air Force airman are enjoying a cold beverage at a local watering hole. Someone asks what they would do if they found a big scorpion in their tent.

The soldier says, "I would crush it with my boot."

The marine shouts, "SIR, I would skewer it with a stick I whittled, cook it, and eat it, SIR."

The airman says, "I would call the front desk and ask why a tent was in my room."
 

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Heh -- somehow reminds me of an old service joke first heard from my dad:

A marine, an Army soldier, and an Air Force airman are enjoying a cold beverage at a local watering hole. Someone asks what they would do if they found a big scorpion in their tent.

The soldier says, "I would crush it with my boot."

The marine shouts, "SIR, I would skewer it with a stick I whittled, cook it, and eat it, SIR."

The airman says, "I would call the front desk and ask why a tent was in my room."
LOL! Yeah, that's about accurate!
 
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At one point in my life, I happened to know the county official in charge of restaurant inspection. Actual conversation:

Official: "You've got to go to this Mexican restaurant -- El Chingadero, on Main over on the east side. OMG, it's great! Just, you know, get there before dark and park real close if you can."

Casey: "Awesome. Know the address?"

Official: *directions relative to some landmark*. "I probably have to shut 'em down next week, so hurry. The albondigas [meatball soup] is to frickin' die for!"

Casey: "Uhhh ..... I'm sorry .... shut them down?"

Official: "Oh, it's a shithole. But, my god, that guy can cook!"

He was right.
El Chingadero literally translates to "shitload", or crap. 🤣

People in my family used to say "como chingas" (what a bunch of crap) all the time. Also "¡Basta de tus chingaderas!" (translates to "enough of your shit").
 
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El Chingadero literally translates to "shitload", or crap. 🤣

People in my family used to say "como chingas" (what a bunch of crap) all the time. Also "¡Basta de tus chingaderas!" (translates to "enough of your shit").
Names and locations may have been altered for safety purposes.
 
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