Where will Trump go after the election? (Poll)

[Veritable Quandry]

He will be reabsorbed by the bog he oozed out of.

 

[Govi]

 

[Samantha Fuller]

It depends on several things but I think the following are likely.
- If he is THE Antichrist he will manage to steal the election by kneecapping the postal service to rule for another 3 years. Then while staging for a quick victorious war against Persia(Iran & Iraqi) and Chinese advisors in the valley of harmagedon. Trump then will probably authorize firing nuclear weapons at flying saucers( which promptly fizzle/detonate due to point defense) trying to talk him out of the madness. Then probably be charbroiled by a laser beam from the flying saucer commanded by Jesus Christ.

- Assuming he is just an antichrist archetype or just plain crazy populist he will be charged with money laundering and tax evasion and be heading for prison where he will quickly wither & die as soon as his dwindling fortunes can no longer provide a lavish lifestyle. He is to divorced from reality to flee, but Jared and Ivanka might be smart enough to flee country.

 

[Khamon]

Mar-a-lago will headquarter his speaking tour staff that will arrange contracts worth millions of dollars a year. The speeches will amount to I’m great and I made America great and, now that I’m free of governmental burdens, I’ll make you great. We’ll all be amazed that anyone wants to hear the dribble but there will be a steady stream of engagements.

 

[Kara Spengler]

He will be reabsorbed by the bog he oozed out of.

Oh, maybe THAT is why it kept saying it would drain the swamp. It missed home.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Donald Trump often reminds me of Idi Amin, albeit as a weaker, more ineffectual and white version of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular (to give him the full official title he awarded himself).

He ended his days in exile in Saudi.

Maybe the current king will emulate his predecessor's example and demonstrate his charity as a Muslim by finding a spare palace or two for an old friend down on his luck in this case too.

 

[Myradyl Muse]

Please please don't let him go to Scotland, the Highland homeland of my mermaid ancestors. There would be nonstop haggis, bagpipes and unbeatable Scottish curses flying through the air day and night. The din of mermaid shrieks, banshee howls and sheep bleats would drown out sonic booms.

My opening salvo is "I beg you", but clearly I do also carry a Trident.

 

[Arkady Arkright]

but clearly I do also carry a Trident.

Gulp...

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Well Trump likes his tacky kind of glamour, and he likes it big. So probably first he will get back to NYC, and then try to get into the gambling industry again. But this time not in Atlantic city, but Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is exactly the type of city which has that type of glamour that attracts Trump like a moth to a light. And contrary to NYC he's still got a real chance to build the biggest phallus type of building in town.

 

[Sid]

Maybe reopen San Quentin as his new presidential palace, as a huge thank you for all the enormous things he has achieved during his presidency?
Maybe rename it to Best Trump Island Ever to honor him.... Free bleach every other day at lunch.
Plus, the best protection a man can get.

 

[Fionalein]

Well Trump likes his tacky kind of glamour, and he likes it big. So probably first he will get back to NYC, and then try to get into the gambling industry again. But this time not in Atlantic city, but Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is exactly the type of city which has that type of glamour that attracts Trump like a moth to a light. And contrary to NYC he's still got a real chance to build the biggest phallus type of building in town.

Only Deutsche Bank was left willing to lend him money, I am not sure they will lend him anymore. If he intends to build a casino with mob/oligarch money.... let him. Neither Mob nor shady Russian Oligarchs have scruples breaking the law to get their money back once he ruined this endeavour - and unless he gets backstabbed by Jarred he surely will ruin it.

 

[Soen Eber]

To be honest I think someone will kill him. We should start a betting pool.

 

[Fionalein]

To be honest I think someone will kill him. We should start a betting pool.

I fear you are right, but it is in the US's best interest to keep him alive in a rubber cell, if he gets killed by anyone it will create a martyr for all his sicko voters.

 

[Ranma Tardis]

I see Trump flying to Saudi or Russia to avoid prosecution.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

There'll be a show of prosecuting him, but as per usual, it'll be used as a bargaining chip and traded away "for the sake of unity and bringing the country back together" but really for something we'll never find out about.

He might visit Russia if they slap his name on something impressive. They might, just to further outrage us Westerners.

I doubt he'll go to the middle east, that was all theatrics. His racism would likely make him martyr himself here at home rather than flee to some 'shithole' country (dog whistle for 'nation with non-orange or lighter' complexions).

No, he'll retreat to his Florida Swamp House, hold court like a deposed king and give nasty encouragement to his army of deplorables while arm-chair quarterbacking and bragging relentlessly as his dementia renders him so much of an embarassment that his own loyal minders start seriously playing 'hide the phone'.

He'll go down in history as the new Reagan for absolutely no worthwhile reason other than the fact that he made rich people richer at the expense of everyone else. So, basically cannonized as a 'National Hero'.

Given that Bush Jr's legacy was so bad that the notion of his 'Presidential Library' was seriously ironic. I can see Trump demanding some city convert a now disused sport stadium into a permanent exhibit with a hologram of him spewing out his 'greatest rally' moments over and over.

I'll celebrate the day his feckless gibbering gob finally goes silent. He deserves to be displayed in full bozo-clown make-up while lying in state, if they even bother with that when the time comes.

My only regret is that he's so unbearably self-absorbed and delusional that he'll continue to believe he was the best thing ever, and nothing can get him to see his true legacy of failure as president, and how he weakened our position as world leader perhaps irreparably.

His grandest accomplishment was how far he managed to lower the bar on 'presidential behavior'. yaaay.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

His grandest accomplishment was how far he managed to lower the bar on 'presidential behavior'. yaaay.

Truly Unpresidented.

 

[PaperB]

To be honest I think someone will kill him. We should start a betting pool.

I'll take Vlad with the tea, in the tea shop for 100 Alex.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Truly Unpresidented.

If anyone deserved to be 'unpresidented' it's him and may McConnell and Senate Republicans all get voted out of office for their traitorous dereliction of duty to the American people!

Not even death now can 'unpresident' Jabber the Butt. Damn Senate Republicans to eternal un-re-electability for their dereliction of duty to their country!

 

[Veritable Quandry]

When he was elected, I predicted that he would pull a Harding and die of a heart attack in office before his crimes could be completely investigated. What I didn't take into account was that while the job of the Presidency ages officeholders, Trump simply didn't do the job. He's escaped the pressures of the Presidency by phoning it in.

 

[danielravennest]

Please please don't let him go to Scotland, the Highland homeland of my mermaid ancestors. There would be nonstop haggis, bagpipes and unbeatable Scottish curses flying through the air day and night. The din of mermaid shrieks, banshee howls and sheep bleats would drown out sonic booms.

My opening salvo is "I beg you", but clearly I do also carry a Trident.

Right now most countries have banned travel from the United States. That includes Air Force One. At most he could land at a US military installation, but he couldn't leave it.