#JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Kara Spengler]

"I've heard hand sanitizers fight off COVID-19 quite nicely. Why don't we just use that as a vaccine? And what about this ethanol? That's just alcohol, so surely that's safe? Or maybe we can just inject bleach into our veins? I could do with a serious cleaning out."

Yikes. My spouse (not a magat at all but not a chemist either) wanted to refill our isopropyl alchohol so was going to get ethanol. I explained it was not the same thing. Next choice was 99% isopropyl ... had to explain that level strips paint.

 

[Kara Spengler]

For internal UV just swallow one of those scorpion-hunting or pet-pee-finding flashlights from the hardware store!

I suggested on twitter a uv led hooked to a battery as a pill.

While you do not want uv light on you all the time (it dries your skin) there might be good cases. Maybe in whatever passes for a mudroom to clean your shoes and stuff.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

The Dunning-Kruger administration.

 

[Max Herzog]

"dangerously, in the view of some experts..." (emphasis mine)

 

[Casey Pelous]

Household poisonings were already up.

[Last] Monday, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said calls about poisonings with cleaners and disinfectants had increased more than 20% in the first three months of 2020 -- as coronavirus cleaning increased -- than from the same period a year earlier. Among cleaners, bleaches accounted for the largest percentage increase in calls from 2019 to 2020. (CNN)

Proving once again, I guess, that 50% of Americans are below average.

Dr. Sanjay "actually a medical doctor" Gupta: “He also said it needs to be studied. Actually, it doesn’t. I mean we know the answer to this one, I think everybody would know that that would be dangerous and counter-productive.”

Trumpchumps: HOLD MY LYSOL!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

"dangerously, in the view of some experts..." (emphasis mine)

April 17th:

Feds go after self-described church in Florida selling bleaching agent as cure for COVID-19

Judge in Florida orders leaders of Genesis II Church of Health and Healing to cease selling bleaching agent it falsely claims will treat and prevent COVID-19.

www.cbsnews.com

Coronavirus (COVID-19) Update: Federal judge enters temporary injunction against Genesis II Church of Health and Healing, preventing sale of Chlorine Dioxide Products Equivalent to Industrial Bleach to Treat COVID-19

Federal court enters temporary injunction against Genesis II Church

www.fda.gov

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Free]

I might be ruining the guesswork by where I chose to post this...

 

[Max Herzog]

I see the NYT amended their tweet.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

lol

 

[Free]

To quote a fellow NYT hater nonreader:

"implied"

 

[Soen Eber]

There has got to be some underlying process besides NPD to explain his outright stupidity. There just has to be. If I were his health & science advisor in his briefing I would throw my papers to the chair, stand up, and leave, with the intention of quitting as soon as possible.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Spoiler

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Kara Spengler]

April 17th:

Feds go after self-described church in Florida selling bleaching agent as cure for COVID-19

Judge in Florida orders leaders of Genesis II Church of Health and Healing to cease selling bleaching agent it falsely claims will treat and prevent COVID-19.

www.cbsnews.com

Coronavirus (COVID-19) Update: Federal judge enters temporary injunction against Genesis II Church of Health and Healing, preventing sale of Chlorine Dioxide Products Equivalent to Industrial Bleach to Treat COVID-19

Federal court enters temporary injunction against Genesis II Church

www.fda.gov

Aww, why do people want to put a stop to the Darwin Awards?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Spoiler: The replies...

 

[Fionalein]

Proving once again, I guess, that 50% of Americans are below average.

...erm I ran some quick simulations and the math says whatever you change it will always be that way, not sure why though...

 

[Innula Zenovka]