What's the funniest thing you ever READ online?

[WinterRabbit]

Mine: "My boyfriend got drunk and told me he was Asmodeus the demon of lust. It's funny because he isn't even good looking."

Then there was this video on youtube where it was the Maury show and someone had gone through all the clips and circled women in the audience picking their noses and in the background with a deep south accent this guy kept saying "mmm baby" and stuff like that and then in the comments someone said "Maury Povitch pays women to sit in the audience and pick their noses."

 

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[Imnotgoing Sideways]

Lileks Gallery of Regrettable Food. =^-^=

 

[Rose Karuna]

Lileks Gallery of Regrettable Food. =^-^=

OMG the Gel cookery My Mom, Grandmother and Aunt used Knox in every damn thing. Also the green jello with avocado and cottage cheese.

 

[Galen McGinnis]

tis a bit recent but I smell a memefest a commin...

 

[danielravennest]

The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis - an epically bad attempt at a Conan the Barbarian type fantasy story. We used to have contests of who could read aloud the longest passage with a straight face.