WTF Toadally Random Religious Me Me’s

[Jopsy Pendragon]

/facepalm

"What, they think that sacrificing him AGAIN will save them from themselves?"

 

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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Wild gender implications here.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Okay, seems to check out, but what about masturbating men with vasectomies? What about women who give someone a friendly ol' handy jay?

This all gets so darned technical!

 

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Cash only?

In God we trust. The rest pay cash.

 

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They should have done the halftime show in Koine Greek.

 

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It's a special kind of burn when it involves the Moon.

 

[Khamon]

Lent doesn't require giving up a "luxury." That's an imposed myth. The idea is to forgo something, anything, that affects one several times a day, every day, to prompt reflection and prayer in place of the thing. It was invented as a simple tool to promote spiritual growth but has been warped into a sacrificial proof of the human power of dedication to faithful adherence.

 

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Lent doesn't require giving up a "luxury." That's an imposed myth.

Um, I'm sorry but that describes Christianity in its totality.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I gave up Christianity for Lent.

 

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I gave up Christianity for Lent.

It looks good on you.

 

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Watch out for all those unicorns and dragons, everyone!

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

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Not enough unicorns and dragons.

 

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Season 2 of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is now airing on Apple TV.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

 

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

Well that's a mean thing to say