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The first two episodes of "Starfleet Academy" aired, so it's a good time to discuss them a little bit.

Ok, first the setup: the show plays in the 32nd century, in which the Discovery has been stranded, after the burn. So if you are no fan of that timeline the show is not for you. Starfleet is busy rebuilding is busy rebuilding its civil infrastructure, and for that task the Starfleet Academy in San Francisco has been rebuild and will be opened again after a hiatus of 100 years. The academy now a sister academy due to the burn, the war academy.

So the show is about how this institution reopens and with whom.

As chancellor a woman named Nahla Ake is being recruited, who left Starfleet 15 years ago and since then a kindergarten worker at Bajor. She's a half Lathanide, so about 442 years old or so. Admiral Charles Vance convinces her to take the job.

Nahla Ake played judge 15 years ago during the burn on a case, where a young mother Anisha with 5 year old son or so was sentenced to thievery and education camp. The result was taking away the mother from son, which why she afterwards retired from her duties. Also she promised Caleb to protect him, but he ran away. Also later his mother escaped without leaving any trace.

Fast forward in the present. Caleb is now a very muscular, young and rebellious man, but also some kind of genius, who's desperately searching for his mother. Nahla Ake takes the opportunity to recruit Caleb to become a cadet at the academy, but also promises him to help him find his mother.

So Caleb has mother issues, and Nahla wants to redeem herself. Over time we meet more cadets, one is old Starfleet gentry, a woman named Genesis Lythe - with a new alien race, the Dar-Sha. Instead of head plastic she's got eye brow plastics. Genesis is very determined, courageous and wants to make her daddy, who's an Admiral, proud. So she's an eager overachiever.

Nahla Ake is also a very unconventional chancellor, because she often doesn't follow the protocol. She likes to walk around barefooted in the academy, to slouch herself in the commanding chair of her star ship, use unproper language and much, much more.

Then we've got a Darem Reymi, who is a handsome young looking man giving off rich kid vibes. So he comes from status, with lots of pressure and expectation. He's a khionian, another new race. His super power is that he's able to survive in space without protection suit for about 8 minutes. He's clashing fast with Caleb, because Darem is the exact opposite from him.

There's also a klingon named Jay-Den Kraag, who gives off very strange vibes, because he doesn't want to die in battle, but live a honorable life being a pacifist. His hobbies include observing birds. Jay-Den very quickly forms a friendship bond with Caleb.

And then there's SAM, which is a hologram created by a species of photonic life forms, which should observe humanity and learn from them. She's often quite annoying, and laughing when there's no reason to because she doesn't get the gist of it.

As first commander there's Lura Thok, who is a Klingon-Jem'Hadar-hybrid, however this might work out. Mostly she's playing an over-the-top drill sergeant, and often clashes with Jay-Den, because she's a very traditional Klingon something.

Also this cast is joined in 2nd episode by Tarima Sadal, a betazoid and love interest of Caleb. The 2nd episode is about motivation Betazed to join the Federation again. When Betazed split apart they have created a psionic barrier around their section of space, which isolated them from the rest of the galaxy. And this barrier was not breakable by technology. The isolationist prime minister of Betazed is not a friend of rejoining the Federation and dropping that shield, unless they do provide a heavily armed flotilla, which is beyond the capabilities of the federation right now. Later he though accepted, after Admiral Vance bribed him by saying the Federation wants to erect its now galaxy wide headquarter on Betazed instead of Paris, Earth.

There are also many cameos of old races, Protostar (the rock alien) and such. Robert Picardo has a permanent role as the doctor of the academy, so there's a lot of him in the series. Jett Reno teaches temporal mechanics. And an off-screen announcer is always making speeches like on a cruise liner ("This and that is now in the canteen. Don't leave academy after 2200."), voiced by Stephen Colbert.

Paul Giamatti plays the main antagonist so far, Nus Braka.

Anywaaay... critics like it, most viewers hate it so far. The story is too predictable, it's looking too polished and much stuff just makes no sense.

For example: in the 1st episode the ship is attacked by programmable matter. To get rid of it it needs to be scanned from space. Why? Nobody knows. Space suits are not working/available, so Darem Reymi is doing that job, risking his life. Which makes absolutely no sense when having a walking hologram named SAM around.

Starfleet Academy really looks and works much like a CW teen drama like 90210. It's a mashup nobody asked for, and working not so great in my opinion.

CGI also looks sometimes meh, especially planet surfaces and San Francisco. The 2nd season is already in production. Hopefully it's going to be the end of Kurtzman trek.
 
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I want to watch it but have not yet, but I feel like the reviews for this will be impossible to judge. Everything about it feels like its going tondraw ire from the "purists" but at the same time, maybe it has problems? But alot of the positive going around (mostly on Reddit) feels like planned hype, basically an ad.
 

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Well yes, much of it feels like bought reviews, and there are some strong facts which do suggest so. This trailer for example is 5 months old by now, and it still has only 750K views, which is lousy after that time for Star Trek. Other trailers are on a similar level of attention received.


And the reviewer of Giant Freaking Robot thinks it's trying to do too much at the same time, therefore failing big time.

 

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Episode 1 is supposedly on YouTube for free viewing for those who are curious enough. Heard that its number of views is incredibly low.
 

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Episode 1 is supposedly on YouTube for free viewing for those who are curious enough. Heard that its number of views is incredibly low.
As a life-long superfan of Star Trek (I met my wife at a Star Trek convention), I haven't watched that first episode yet. We bailed on Discovery after the first episode, and have pretty much lost interest in the franchise. We did watch the Picard series -- being major Patrick Stewart fans -- but despite that strong bias... it was a weird show. Each season felt like a complete reboot, and the final season -- with a reunion of the original cast -- was so poorly written that we could barely watch it.

The qualities that Roddenberry infused in the original series and TNG, the values that informed our youth (I was 12 when I started watching), have been increasingly diluted with every franchise series that followed. I'm kinda done with it all.
 

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We never finished Discovery.

I will wait to watch this until it has a half season to find its footing, see whare it leads. But I am not optimistic.

Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks have been excellent for the most part.
 
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I love Strange New Worlds, actually more than ToS.
Lower Decks is excellent
... and, I admit, I rather enjoyed Prodigy as well, accepting that it was 'for kids' basically.

Discovery was just painful, but I stuck with it, mostly just to complain about how bad it was. Between the mumbled dialog, the chewing on the scenery, the unforgivable pacing. "Seconds until lives are lost, wait, hold on, we all need to sit down and share our feelings first" -multiple- times an episode... Ugh. In trying to champion woke values, which I'm all for, it succeeded only in mocking them.

"Picard" left me un-"engage"-d. It had a few scenic moments but the stakes never felt developed or plausible enough to care about, and I actively hated some of the characters and the others for putting up with them.

"Section 31" was campy and silly. My expectations were so low that I actually ended up kinda enjoying it.
 

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ToS, Next Gen, and Voyager are my favorites, I re-watch them frequently. Discovery really turned me off the newer treks.

Lower Decks and Prodigy I'm tempted to buy on disk, I'm resisting being pulled into multiple subscriptions.
 

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Discovery was just painful, but I stuck with it, mostly just to complain about how bad it was. Between the mumbled dialog, the chewing on the scenery, the unforgivable pacing. "Seconds until lives are lost, wait, hold on, we all need to sit down and share our feelings first" -multiple- times an episode... Ugh. In trying to champion woke values, which I'm all for, it succeeded only in mocking them.
I liked Discovery as a show, but bits a TERRIBLE Star Trek show.

If they had just, start off with it set in the 32nd century, a lot could have probably been forgiven, but everything back in the TOS era felt way too advanced.

Hell, they could have even had some framing like, "We found this super advanced ship we don't quite understand." And then had some point where the 32nd century sents it back in time to save itself or something. A goofy time loop of sorts.

The show just felt like it had too much trying to ignore a lot of what makes Star Trek what it is, down time for the crew to just exist whike traveling, random techno jargon, etc.
 
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Star Fleet Academy is crap. The cadets are all morons and should be fed to Mugatos. From a moron who can't wait two minutes to walk to a replicator to get food and instead eats their communicator to using a color on said badge to denote rank/unit yet has no other indicators at a glance/from behind to help to rampant Mary Sueism. Poor writing that just shifts focus for onoesdrahmas! We have to obey regulations so we can't get a spacesuit to go out on the hull! ONOES! OUR PLAN! Oh that's right, this cadet can live in the hostile condition of space UNPROTECTED for 8 minutes! Whew, crisis adverted! Our intrepid captain lounges in her command chair like she's in a Hallmark romance sitting at home, sipping her coffee while wistfully dreaming of the handsome barrister who makes her coffee but is secretly a prince from the AE rebelling against his father the King and ran to America to learn what it means to be free. Or some such pablum.

Star Trek died with Discovery and their sudden ability to jump across the universe instead of making treks over the vast distances. Woo spinny spinny rotating jump! Fuck Paramount and Star Fleet Dawson's Creek.
 

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We have to obey regulations so we can't get a spacesuit to go out on the hull! ONOES! OUR PLAN! Oh that's right, this cadet can live in the hostile condition of space UNPROTECTED for 8 minutes! Whew, crisis adverted!
It's even worse when you start to remember that at that time there were 2 active, sentient holograms aboard the Athena. Both could have done that job without risking their health. Even worser when you remember these cute little robots running around everywhere: on the Discovery they worked on the hull. So why not just send out a hologram or robot out instead of Rich Kid Babyface? Because he needed his moment to shine, to show he's not just an arrogant prick. That's why logic went into space before writing that.

Also when you're looking at the health of the people: Caleb wears glasses, we've got people in wheelchairs and the prime minister of Betazed is deaf, so using gestures. All stuff, which was solved back then in the stone era we do remember as TNG. So in the future Star Fleet forgot how to cure such issues? C'mon... give me a break.
 
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Time for reviews, this channel named "Certifiably Ingame" finds it really good. It was really hard for me to find a positive or just balanced review on Youtube.



And Nerdrotic just goes into full raged rant mode, as most Youtubers are.
 
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Episode 1 is supposedly on YouTube for free viewing for those who are curious enough. Heard that its number of views is incredibly low.
Yup, it was abouut 1300 concurrent viewers peak when it was being streamed on Youtube.

Nerdrotic streamed at the same time a Spock action figure and after 3 minutes on air had already surpassed that. Peak was at 3389.

 
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I watched episode 3 of the series and my opinion is meh. The main plot is that the rivalry between War College and Starfleet Academy leads to playing nasty pranks to each other. While that they are playing phaser tag, which is Trek's version of paint balls. Difference is that the phasers teleport victims to the "you are out box".

Lots of half naked bodies due to the 1st prank, where war college teleported the Academy cadets from their showers to other locations on the campus. And the resolution of the prank rivalry.

B plot is how Genesis Lythe puts herself on the throne as captain of her team, and Darem Reimi comes to terms with that. After he was it before, because he used dirty tricks on Genesis.

Overall not very trekky and forgettable. It's like a bad American high school comedy, now Star Trek. Lots of action scenes from tag team matches.

We got also lot's of views of Holly Hunter's naked feet - I wonder if Kurtzman has a foot fetish or something, and Holly Hunter slouched in chairs. And the revelation that Lura Thok is in a lesbian relationship with Jett Reno. With quote from Jett Reno: "Klingon-french fusion cuisine, the cuisine I never knew I needed in my life."
 
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Episode 4 aired, and it's about Jay-Den's background story. B plot is how the Klingons, who are not allied with the Federation any longer get a new home.

A little bit better compared to episode 3, but not much. This is so far the most normal episode so far.
 

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i love the series.. the characters are unique. the symbolisms and callbacks are amazing......the world they are building is not the same one that we are familiar with... theres lots of easter eggs and in depth meanings you'll miss out if your not looking out for it. while i don't like the concept of the burn, I'm enjoying the series for what it is...its definitely designed for younger audience and modern tv. i hope the younger generation will watch and be able to understand. trek always had bumpy first seasons. visions have to evolve and you'll have to cut some slack for the newbies to see it in their own way.
 
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Episode 6 aired by now - so far the lowest point of the series: we've got the USS Miyazaki, a ship wreck with failed singularity drive. Greetings from Romulus? Anyway, the interior looks like the inside of garbage bags.

We've got the enemy flavor of the week, the Furies, which are really meh and reminded me a little bit of "Pitch Black" with Vin Diesel, the effects of the undead guys there. We don't know much about them and I doubt we will see them ever again, so forgettable.

And a ship computer accepting his crew died by reading a comic... WTF?

And telepaths are now the exemption, not rule within the Betazoids. Mhmh.

And finally the horniest Starfleet boy since Kirk was able to bang Tamara around in a looong laaasting take.

Whatever - NEXT!
 

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I have not watched Episode 6 yet, but I have been enjoying the show so far. The worst I felt so far has been the first 3rd or so of Episode 5, with the weird pop overs and SAM is frankly, a little too much at times, and it was a SAM centered episode. The DS9 stuff was good though, and made up for it.

Also, I can't decide if Jay-Den is into the War Academy dude or if he is just awkward enough to notnrealize the War Academy dude is super into him. In a previous episode the War Cademy dude seemed overly interested in Jay-Den, and then they were dancing in the bar in Episode 5 before the fight broke out.