LOL! Some things never change

[Bea McMahon]

I was lying on a towel at a nude beach, minding my own business, listening to Miles, and multi-tasking while I waited to see if Kay's RL had slowed down enough for her to log in. This was my second time here, and the first time I had a pleasant chat with a woman, and, after she crashed, a man who was a regular IM'ed me to say that she often had connection issues.
All of a sudden I am aware that a man has come up and plopped down on my blanket, without so much as a "by your leave". (He gets a point for not trying to grab me - it was just a chat pose.) The following witty conversation occurs.

[04:53] Bea Tucker-McMahon (Beathag McMahon): Um - hello
[04:53] Straight Boy from Europe: how are you baby?
[04:54] Bea Tucker-McMahon (Beathag McMahon): I am fine, thank you (I thought about saying "I was better before you sat down uninvited", but the convo moved too fast.)
[04:54] Straight Boy from Europe: nice ti hear that
[04:54] Straight Boy from Europe: desire for sex?
[04:54] Bea Tucker-McMahon (Beathag McMahon): jesus no
[04:55] Straight Boy from Europe: why no?
[04:55] Bea Tucker-McMahon (Beathag McMahon): I was minding my own business
[04:55] Bea Tucker-McMahon (Beathag McMahon): fuck off
[04:55] Straight Boy from Europe: ok

Bea teleports home and goes someplace else.
I think I had this conversation back in 2007...

 

[aliensalmon]

But of course.

 

[RodeejahUrquan]

Yikes, the casual use of a pet name is always a red flag, lol

 

[Clara D.]

Yikes, the casual use of a pet name is always a red flag, lol

What would make you say that, sweetums?

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

What would make you say that, sweetums?

She's not your Sweetums, Darling.
C'mon people, you're supposed to say to me:
She's not your Darling, Honey!