Reddit Wrapped is Brutal!

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Interesting, I checked it earlier and it hadn't changed. Now there's a bunch of little differences, but I really like this new bit:

Roast

• Your atheism posts are so meticulously researched and argued that you're basically a one-person debate team. You're probably the reason why some Christians are afraid of the internet.
• You've spent so much time optimizing virtual factories that your real-life apartment is probably a chaotic mess. I bet your sock drawer is a perfect example of entropy.

... I can't remember the last time I actually 'put socks into a drawer'. They stay in the clean laundry basket and get yoinked out as needed. Which isn't that often given that I wear sandals/flipflops most of the year.

 

[Lexxi]

Profile Summary
This Redditor is a connoisseur of lesbian fiction, a staunch defender of Stargate, and a frequent judge in the court of Am I The Asshole. They spend their time navigating the complexities of w/w relationships, calling out problematic behavior, and occasionally pondering the logistics of handjobs from Hindu goddesses. Also, they're still trying to figure out what 'zucc'd' means.
Roast

• You've read over 1000 lesbian fiction novels, yet you're still asking 'What does zucc'd mean?' It's like having a PhD in astrophysics and asking what a star is. Priorities, darling, priorities.
• Your AITA comments are a masterclass in dissecting human behavior, but your own life seems to be playing out in Second Life. Maybe it's time to log off and find some real-world drama to analyze.
• You're so dedicated to defending Stargate that you'd probably argue with a Goa'uld about proper gate etiquette. Just remember, even Teal'c had a day off.

Not sure what lesbian fiction has to do with "To be blocked from posting or commenting on the social media website Facebook. It is named after the creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, and it is usually stated to mock the algorithm used in the website's report system."

I do not specifically remember posting about Stargate.

The handjob one comes from a post (one post) in Crusader Kings about an event someone was confused about. Basically, someone's character's health improved from a handjob from their physician and the description mentioned "many hands" joining in.

Predictions
Personal Projects
You'll finally write that lesbian romance novel featuring a Stargate character who accidentally gets transported to Second Life, only to find true love with a pot-bellied pig farmer. It'll be weirdly satisfying.
Community Impact
You'll become the resident expert on r/LesbianBookClub, known for your encyclopedic knowledge of w/w fiction and your uncanny ability to sniff out male authors masquerading as women. You'll be feared and respected.
Knowledge Growth
You'll achieve enlightenment by finally understanding the joke in that deleted AITA post about the Belgian, unlocking a new level of Reddit comprehension that allows you to predict drama before it even happens.
Subreddits
You'll join r/CrusaderKingsStrategies, not for the gameplay, but to share your extensive knowledge of Hindu goddesses and their potential for... health benefits. You'll be a legend.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

and a frequent judge in the court of Am I The Asshole.

I get sucked into that and r/AIO (am i overreacting)... and I kinda hate it. Need to block those subs. My usual response is often along the lines of "wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a doormat and get a restraining order!

 

[Lexxi]

I get sucked into that and r/AIO (am i overreacting)... and I kinda hate it. Need to block those subs. My usual response is often along the lines of "wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a doormat and get a restraining order!

My usual response is along the lines of "interesting - you've posted 5 threads in three minutes, and your age has been wildly inconsistent".