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Caete · Mar 5, 2021

Free · Mar 5, 2021

Dakota Tebaldi said:
Yes.

Objection!

Clara D. · Mar 5, 2021

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Free · Mar 6, 2021

Caete · Mar 7, 2021

Dakota Tebaldi · Mar 7, 2021

Wow

Free · Mar 9, 2021

Essence Lumin · Mar 10, 2021

Some questions of what is natural for a spider came on reddit that I haven't considered. Namely, If spiders wore pants would they wear them in one of these ways?

Some thoughts on the subject include

all 3 images are wrong. The first image is the closest though. A Septped has 4 legs teemed for the front and 4 teemed for the back so what you really want is the first pic with 2 more legs in pants.. All back 4 are hind legs thus all 4 get pants.

I'm sorry, do you only wear pants on your hind legs? I was under the impression pants were for legs period...

Regardless, the male spiders need to be putting their filthy pedipalps back in their pants where they belong. Don't no one need to be seeing them waving their cymbia like that. Won't someone think of the spiderlings?

Depends.

Generally, number 2. The abdomen would be covered somewhat, although those might be considered high waisted "mom" jeans.

If this spider were a gangster rapper from the 90's, def number 3.

WRONG! The diagram is wrong. You are all wrong.

1.) If a spider could wear pants they wouldn't wear jeans. Spiders have an innate deep understanding of high fashion, jeans make them look like white trash ticks. Jeans also restrict movement and spiders must retain maximum flexibility for the ability to respond to all kinds of threats or prey with ease. Therefor a spider would OBVIOUSLY wear synthetic leather black tactical cut-off chinos. The only answer to all problems a spider could have.

2.) Spiders would wear them as a combination of Figure A and B. Over the back two legs, slighty higher up on the booty than A but lower than B.

Not sure.