LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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[Isabeau]

How embarrassing to be so obvious in your ass-kissing.

I can just imagine him spending some time trying to come up with a post that would both please his Dear Leader, while at the same time brag to his fellow cultists about his Mara Lago visit - then pressing “post”.

Don’t forget the #realOrangeTwat. Maybe he’ll notice you and you will be rewarded!

 

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How embarrassing to be so obvious in your ass-kissing.

Ah, but to them it's a sign of their allegiance and just how committed they are to the cause (or Trump, same thing). The browner their noses are, the more loyal they can claim to be. In that way, they're able to hold onto a tiny speck of certainty that Trump won't role over on them whenever it suits him.

 

[Casey Pelous]

How embarrassing to be so obvious in your ass-kissing.

I can just imagine him spending some time trying to come up with a post that would both please his Dear Leader, while at the same time brag to his fellow cultists about his Mara Lago visit - then pressing “post”.

Don’t forget the #realOrangeTwat. Maybe he’ll notice you and you will be rewarded!

It's gettin' kinda North Korean all up in here.

 

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[Sheera Khan]

I'd say: plausible deniability at work here... Might be some simple typing error but could as well be intentional

 

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I'd say: plausible deniability at work here... Might be some simple typing error but could as well be intentional

Or, it's likely the only people willing to work for him at this point are incompetent morons.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Or, it's likely the only people willing to work for him at this point are incompetent morons.

They would have to be. Anyone capable of reasonably organized cogitation would be able to think through the horrifying personal consequences of aiding and abetting a colossal dundering felonious fuckwit.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"ASS-secretion Of Warts"

 

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Slap the shit out of him, Batman.

 

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Take that, Mr. Secretary of War.

 

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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans all eye contact during sex. “Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically...

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Yes, you can't expect Trump to keep track of every notorious drug trafficker he's pardoned. There are so many!

 

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