LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Mother slipped on a speed breaker when I was a child and didn't know what to do. Thankfully, someone stopped to help and Mother sent her inside to get a doctor, thinking that her ankle may've been broken. The lady came back with Dr. Vinson, a mathematician, who carried her inside, made her comfortable, then went to retrieve a medical doctor on campus. I cried. That was my contribution.
 

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Stroke at dinner, alone with an M.D.? Gee, how would that go in the U.S. today?

A) "Sorry, I'm a specialist and that's not my area." removes his fingerprints from everything and flees to avoid an increase in his malpractice insurance.
B) "I see. Well, I'm going to have you take a bunch of (unnecesary or unrelated) tests to rule things out, and here's a referral to a specialist with a 3 month waitlist."
C) "Um, uh, curious. Well, our time's up. The nurse should be by to follow up with you in a few minutes and answer any remaining questions."
D) dinner alone, because the M.D. working in an emergency room with actual skills/training/capability to help you has either been called in or is too exhausted from overtime to show up.

At least a 'Doctor of Musical Composition' would stay with you waiting for the EMT's to arrive after they called 911.
 
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This song really seems to apply to everything going on these days, in the world, so sharing. Plus, Shriekback.

 
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