LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Haha, she definitely isn't shy about speaking her mind. Well, it is Chicago.


'You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians,' said Lightfoot, according to the complaint, which was first reported by the Chicago Tribune. 'My d**k is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest d**k in Chicago.'
'You are out there stroking your d**k over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot,' Lightfoot allegedly said.

According to the suit, Lightfoot told the Park District lawyers that they had to submit all of their moves to the city's legal department for approval, warning them 'not to do a f***ing thing with that statute without my approval.'

'Get that f***ing statue back before noon tomorrow or I am going to have you fired,' Lightfoot said, according to the complaint.
 
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This is my new favorite stock market analyst.

EDIT: I found a version with english subtitles!

 
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Haha, she definitely isn't shy about speaking her mind. Well, it is Chicago.

So, if I understand correctly, the statue of Chris Columbus has a dick. And some lawyers like to stroke it while thinking about Mayor Lori's dick? Which is bigger than all of Italy? And the lawyers are suing the Mayor for having such a large dick?
 
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What doesn't show unless you click on the picture : the clue "Like TFG'S presidency"(except they say his name).
 

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