LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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[Romana]

I looked for the original tweet to see 1) the ratio, which is quite impressive :1071 replies and only 124 likes.
Some highlights :

 

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[Romana]

"Stop woke" -- that's not a dogwhistle, that's a bullhorn.

 

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About the only reason I can think to stop voting for them.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

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[Romana]

About the only reason I can think to stop voting for them.

These people, FFS. They must spend every day looking for new things to get outraged about.
Minor things to make huge, that is. Attempts to kidnap and kill members of Congress, just harmless, amirite? But a "gingerbread person"? ZOMG11!!11!
Actually, since it doesn't have genitalia of any sort, "gingerbread person" is the best term.
Or do they want them to be anatomically correct?

 

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These people, FFS. They must spend every day looking for new things to get outraged about.

More to the story:

 

[Romana]

More to the story:

So is he saying he voted for Democrats??

 

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So is he saying he voted for Democrats??

Probably voted for Kanye.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

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For the love of god will SOMEBODY on that miserable island buy this man a comb already

 

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[bubblesort]

This is hyperbolic headline, from my local news, describing regular NFC technology, but the facebook comments were hilarious. It's a story from STOCKHOLM! LOL

Implanted microchip could be used to verify COVID-19 vax status

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (TND) — Microchip technology invented by Swedish startup company "Epicenter" is now being presented as a possible way to carry around a COVID-19 vaccine passport under a person's skin, according to a viral video. "Beep boop beep: Your vaccination record has been verified," says...

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

"Implants are a very versatile technology that can be used for many different things," says Epicenter's Chief Disruption Officer Hannes Sjöblad in the video. "Right now it is very convenient to have a COVID passport always accessible on your implant."

omg "Chief Disruption Officer" LOL kill me now please

 

[Romana]

This is hyperbolic headline, from my local news, describing regular NFC technology, but the facebook comments were hilarious. It's a story from STOCKHOLM! LOL

Implanted microchip could be used to verify COVID-19 vax status

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (TND) — Microchip technology invented by Swedish startup company "Epicenter" is now being presented as a possible way to carry around a COVID-19 vaccine passport under a person's skin, according to a viral video. "Beep boop beep: Your vaccination record has been verified," says...

local21news.com

WTF? Don’t these people have cellphones?

 

[danielravennest]

WTF? Don’t these people have cellphones?

A cell phone could be lost in an accident. Better to tattoo a QR code that links to your medical records.