LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Conspiracy theory renewed thanks to Time's "Worst of All Time" photo.

Any chance this is why Trump hates the photo?

 

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[Isabeau]

Ribbit

 

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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman

“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”

www.borowitzreport.com

Calling it “the nuclear option,” House Speaker Mike Johnson opted on Tuesday to enter a medically induced coma to avoid swearing in newly elected Democratic congresswoman Adelita Grijalva.

Johnson spoke to reporters at Walter Reed Army Medical Center moments before doctors administered pentobarbital through an intravenous tube connected to his left hand.

“I’m doing this as a last resort,” he said. “I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”

A Republican colleague who visited Johnson’s bedside hours after he fell into the coma said that the Speaker “seemed like his usual self.”

 

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I was expecting a McDonalds.

 

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[Isabeau]

 

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That's no moon....

 

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Truer words, etc.

 

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Who knew Republican congress persons worked a 5-day work month?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

kissing that much ass, and scrubbing off the cheeto dust must be exhausting... how can he possibly have time for anything else other than looking like a stupid grown up version of Billy from the Family Circus shrugging and pinning the blame on "NOT ME!".

 

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