KJV Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.Can anyone recall a bible verse that has God telling people not to stare directly into the sun so we don't have these lunatics going blind - especially while they're driving or something. Fucking crazies.
For these people I think we'll need something a bit more direct, like having the Lord say to Noah: "I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the Earth. But when you look up at it, do not also be gawking at the Sun, dumbass."
Have Bill Nye the science guy hit them over the head with a foam nerf bat emblazened with "It's Science!" in Comic Sans?
No one was white enough to consider bleaching back then.Are these the same folk who entertained the orders to sip bleach and stuff lightbulbs up the hhmmhmm? I do not recall any passages about bleaching in the Bible.
I don't see what any of this page's quotes have to do with bleach but here you are.Are these the same folk who entertained the orders to sip bleach and stuff lightbulbs up the hhmmhmm? I do not recall any passages about bleaching in the Bible.
What a weird search site. I found far less cheese-related passages than your bleach ones. I did get one more than cheese when searching Cheerios, though.
Not directly related to the specific quotes , but I was referring to the ways that Dumpster's strange followers dive into every bizarre comment/behaviour of his. Gazing into the eclipse and using bleach for cures were two of those notions. It was tongue in cheek about possible Bible quotes.I don't see what any of this page's quotes have to do with bleach but here you are.
I was especially struck by this one:
Trump, God, whatever. One narcissist is very like another....
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