Nobody Cares: the Non-Fungible Thread

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My company had a webinar about the metaverse last year, with some facile "this is the future of technology" comments from the Marketing team. When I asked them "how will this round be different from what Second Life tried?" they responded with blank stares. Of course, they were all of about 10 years old back then....
This is about the only satisfying part of getting old I've found. "Kid, you were swimming in your dad's nutsack when I was pioneering this shit."
 

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This one is for now a bit low-key of a headline, but I'll share it with you guys.

Crypto enthusiasts have, over the past few months, noticed that an unknown party has been slowly and methodically draining coins and tokens from many wallets across several different blockchains. The attacks are quite sophisticated. It seems to involve malicious tokens being dropped into wallets, but the accounts being targeted aren't the victims of like, link-swap scams or anything so common as that. Whoever it is seems to have a MASSIVE list of wallet keys gathered from many sources over potentially years, and is now taking their time going through them all, and no one has been able to find any commonalities that connect all of the compromised wallets.

The campaign is using curious tactics, like transferring the small amounts in one of a victim's wallets to another, and then another, or even from one victim's wallet to another victim's wallet and so on, until a threshold amount is reached and the coin is actually cleaned out. Days, weeks, or months later, the attacker often returns to the compromised wallets to collect anything left behind during the initial sweeps. As far as the transactions can be traced, the stolen coin is always exchanged to Bitcoin.

I don't use Twitter anymore, but the source for this story linked to a Twitter thread, so I'll have to post that here - give it a read, although keep in mind the poster IS a crypto enthusiast:


What's so sad but funny about this is that these guys have very extensively been tracking this but there's absolutely nothing that can be done about it.

If a bank notices a series of suspicious transactions and patterns, they can unilaterally lock accounts and block transactions until the real known owners can be contacted to verify them. Or the bank can stop transactions from completing if the owner themselves flags suspicious activity. And, if nothing else, the compromised account holder can, you know, just like, change their password. If the account is very badly compromised the bank easily just start a completely new account and transfer over everything, or cancel the stolen debit card and issue one with completely new numbers, all for free.

But crypto wallets don't have any of those options. It's all "decentralized" remember, that's the big selling point, the thing that makes it Better than Banks and Traditional Currency! And it means that there's no institution that can block or cancel account access or transfers. Once a crypto wallet is compromised, it's compromised forever. The wallet key can't be changed. You can start a new wallet and transfer your remaining stuff to it, for whatever the standard transaction fees are at the time you want to do it, and that's literally ALL you can do - even armed with foreknowledge. But that's little help if your first clue that your wallet has been compromised is that it's empty, because at that point it's already too late.

And because of the way Eth and "smart contract" blockchains work, even if you're lucky enough to notice the token getting into your wallet before it does any (or too much damage), you can't even just delete it, you actually have to transfer it to somebody else - for a transaction fee. And nobody's really in the market for hacky tokens, so you'd have to like set up your own dummy wallet to send it to - for a fee - but, even that might not save you, because interacting with the token to transfer it activates whatever code is inside it, so it can just grab everything else in your wallet on its way out the door.
 

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I feel like this may be popular. If only fpr the signed figure.

Unless its like that weird deal that NECA was doing with Walmart where you don't actually GET the figure. Actually NECA had the Star Trek Licence before I think, not sure if they do now.

 

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Unless its like that weird deal that NECA was doing with Walmart where you don't actually GET the figure. Actually NECA had the Star Trek Licence before I think, not sure if they do now.

OMG this is fantastic

Each series in the AutoT line is based on a specific pop culture property. Once a customer purchases an AutoT box, they enter the digital code found on their Walmart receipt into their personal account at AutoTVault.com to reveal which collectible item they’ve received.
HAHAHA you can't even buy the one you want, it's a freaking gatcha

The AutoT website uses patent pending blockchain technology to track the authenticity and ownership history of AutoT collectibles so fans can easily buy, sell and trade on the platform with confidence. Collectors can store their digital collectible for up to two years free of charge in the NECA Vault or have the physical item shipped to them.
Okay so you can buy/sell/trade the gatcha figures with other collectors, on NECA's proprietary platform, almost certainly meaning that NECA gets a cut of every single transaction so that's pretty shrewd, like they can continue to make money off of items they've already "sold" - PLUS evidently a figure will only be "stored" by NECA for free for two years, so - assuming that's two years from the date you acquired it (either from them or another collector), if you can't or don't want to sell the NFT for two years they STILL continue to make money off of it because then they start charging you for "storage", lol. Brilliant.

Looks like the only way out of it is to actually claim the physical doll or whatever; but you almost certainly need to trade the NFT to NECA in order to do that, meaning obviously you can't trade the thing on the platform anymore - and that's fine but there's a heavy penalty for thinking you can just try to buy and sell the physical item outside of NECA's platform because the NFT doubles as the "certificate of authenticity", meaning once you redeem the physical item you apparently don't have one anymore, which harms the resale value.
 
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John Oliver had another show about Crypto and I forgot that I was going to post about it here.

He also did a show about cryptocurrencies 5 years ago.
 
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OMG this is fantastic



HAHAHA you can't even buy the one you want, it's a freaking gatcha
Its super duper rediculous. I have seen it in Walmart too, its so underwhelming. You have this 4-8 foot section of actual figures and POPs (these are often in the collectors section in electronics), and then in one little corner is like 1-2 peg hooks of these boring little tickets and they often cost more than an actual figure that you can just get.
 

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You folks are obviously not financially sophisticated enough to properly evaluate this value proposition. You see, abbityzappity, bloopity fleep, BAZONGA! I mean, seriously! No kidding! And then we're all rich as f*ck. Woot!

Now that you are enlightened, send your Lindens to: Casey Pelous, inworld.*


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Okay here's one for you.

This is Etherscan, it's just a webpage that lists Ethereum transactions - all Ethereum transactions, because it's public info. Check out this particular transaction. Just skip down to the "value" and "transaction fee" sections and gaze in awe at the fact that someone paid a (speculative) $118,400 transaction fee to transfer (speculative) $155,300 worth of cryptocoins.

Or maybe not "in awe", but something.
 
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Finnally: the SEC is suing Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in the world!

From the press release:
SEC Files 13 Charges Against Binance Entities and Founder Changpeng Zhao

Charges include operating unregistered exchanges, broker-dealers, and clearing agencies; misrepresenting trading controls and oversight on the Binance.US platform; and the unregistered offer and sale of securities.

 

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No lies detected
 
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After months of indications the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) would sue US crypto giant Coinbase, it’s finally happened.

The lawsuit (1:23-cv-04738) filed Tuesday in the Southern District of New York accuses Coinbase and its parent company, CGI, of breaking securities law by acting as an unregistered broker for its main crypto trading platform, its Coinbase Prime product, and the Coinbase Wallet. In addition to those alleged violations, the SEC is suing over Coinbase’s staking-as-a-service platform that allows its customers to earn a return for participating in “proof of stake” blockchains.
 

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Big note: the SEC filed suit against Binance, the world's largest crypto-trading platform, the day before.

These are two BIG cases and they both could have potentially precedent-setting outcomes. I have no idea how they will end, or how likely they are to end the way that, say, I'd love to see them end. But it will be interesting to watch and I suspect a lot of cryptobros are at least a bit nervous about it.
 
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