Nobody Cares about Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX

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A few of the dominoes are starting to topple.

 
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Que?

Meanwhile, the new management at SBF’s old company told creditors at a procedural bankruptcy hearing on Tuesday that they have now located and identified over $1.2 billion in cash assets. The new management team led by bankruptcy specialist John Ray has been working to retrieve hundreds of millions of dollars in cash from hundreds of different bank accounts.

“We are reaching out to all of those banks and changing the signatories on the accounts so that we can get access to the accounts and move the cash as much as we can to authorized depository institutions,” said Mary Cilia, FTX’s new chief financial officer, at the proceedings.

I would love to stumble across a spare billion in hundreds of bank accounts I just happened to forget about.
 

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Who knew he was a comedian?

Late Monday, legally embroiled FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried moved to dismiss the majority of criminal charges lobbed against him by the United States government after his cryptocurrency exchange went bankrupt in 2022.

In documents filed in a Manhattan federal court, lawyers from the law firm Cohen & Gresser LLP shared Bankman-Fried's first official legal defense. Lawyers accused the US of a "troubling" and "classic rush to judgment," claiming that the government didn't even wait to receive "millions of documents" and "other evidence" against Bankman-Fried before "improperly seeking" to turn "civil and regulatory issues into federal crimes."
 

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Who knew he was a comedian?

Why did I read this (Cohen & Gresser LLP) as Cohen and Greaser? In any case, WTF is fraud then?

Last I looked at the dictionary, fraud was defined as such:

Definition of Fraud
Noun
  1. Wrongful deception with the intent to gain personally or financially
  2. Intentional deception in order to persuade another person to part with something of value
  3. A person who pretends to be something or someone he is not
 

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Why did I read this (Cohen & Gresser LLP) as Cohen and Greaser? In any case, WTF is fraud then?

Last I looked at the dictionary, fraud was defined as such:
Ah, but you see... "deceptive" and "dishonest" are different words.


Also, "synonym" is a type of Greek cheese.
 
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Sam has been a naughty boy.

Sam Bankman-Fried will head to jail on Friday after a judge sided with a request by federal prosecutors to revoke the FTX founder’s bail over alleged witness tampering. Bankman-Fried was remanded to custody directly from a court hearing in New York.

Judge Lewis Kaplan denied Bankman-Fried’s request for delayed detention pending an appeal. Unless the appeal is successful, he is expected to remain in custody until his criminal trial, which is due to begin on Oct. 2.
 

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How Sam Bankman-Fried’s Elite Parents Enabled His Crypto Empire

Mostly about how his parents were very much enablers and sidekicks and SBF was just another privileged snot, but this part is interesting:

In magazine profiles and TV interviews, Bankman-Fried professed austerity. He wore beat-up sneakers, lived with roommates and drove a Toyota Corolla—with all of the savings going to charitable causes, he said. “You pretty quickly run out of really effective ways to make yourself happier by spending money,” he told a Bloomberg reporter in early 2022. “I don’t want a yacht.”

In reality, Bankman-Fried and his inner circle spent with such abandon that the office could feel, as the person who worked on the Super Bowl ad describes it, like the Emerald City in The Wizard of Oz. The company bought hundreds of millions of dollars of luxury real estate, including a $30 million penthouse apartment in the fanciest resort in the Bahamas, where Bankman-Fried and his cohorts lived. They chartered private jets for themselves and, because Amazon.com doesn’t consistently service the island, for their online packages. And—as bankruptcy filings would make clear—they even bought a 52-foot yacht. It was purchased by Alameda for Sam Trabucco, the company’s co-CEO at the time, who named it Soak My Deck.
Surprise, surprise. Not.
 

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They received a $10m (£8m) gift in cash from funds that belonged to Alameda, an FTX partner company, while FTX also gave them a $16.4m property in the Bahamas, according to the filing.

A "property?"

In February 2022, Bankman and Fried were deeded "a $16.4 million luxury residence in The Bahamas," a 30,000-square-foot property referred to as "Blue Water," the lawsuit said.

"The total cash payment for Blue Water amounted to $18,914,327.82, inclusive of all costs, taxes, and fees. Neither Bankman nor Fried contributed any money of their own towards the purchase of Blue Water," the lawsuit said. The property was allegedly "paid for with funds ultimately provided by FTX Trading," while "Bankman and Fried enjoyed the benefits of more than $90,000 in expenses, paid for by FTX Trading, for their Bahamas residence."
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The trial of Sam Bankman-Fried is likely to be more consequential than just whether the man himself is found guilty. Depending on what evidence is introduced during the trial, it could be rough for the entire crypto industry.

“How much damage can this trial do to the already beaten-down reputation of the industry at this point?” asks Yesha Yadav, a law professor at Vanderbilt University. “This trial is going to be an excruciating moment for the industry because no one knows what kind of evidence might come out.”
 

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Sam Bankman-Fried has been painted as a “cartoon villain” by prosecutors whose case depends largely on hindsight, the former crypto tycoon’s lawyers told a Manhattan jury on Wednesday as they laid out their defense at the start of the hotly anticipated criminal trial.

In opening arguments earlier on Wednesday, US prosecutors had accused Bankman-Fried of committing “fraud on a massive scale,” lying to investors, lenders and customers of his FTX cryptocurrency exchanges.

What a maroon! /me chomps on a carrot...
 

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Never mix business with pleasure. Especially if you're a crook.

Caroline Ellison testified that FTX cofounder Sam Bankman-Fried told her to steal money from FTX's customers and use them to repay firms that had lent money to Alameda Research, the crypto trading firm Ellison was leading.

"Sam directed me to commit these crimes," Ellison said in court on Tuesday, after telling prosecutors that she, Bankman-Fried, and others had committed fraud.

Ellison, who at various times also dated and lived with Bankman-Fried, said that Alameda took about $10 billion from customers who had put their money on the FTX exchange to trade digital currencies. She said Bankman-Fried set up the system that let her move the money.
 

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Moar from Caroline Ellison.

Caroline Ellison says she felt ‘relief not to have to lie any more’ after FTX collapse

She says Bankman-Fried blamed her for the financial crisis FTX found itself in (yeah, sure...), but here's an interesting bit of dumb-thinking:
[federal prosecutor Danielle] Sassoon also asked Ellison about Bankman-Fried’s philosophy on rules. According to Ellison, “He said that he was a utilitarian and he believed that the ways that people try to justify rules like ‘don’t lie’ ‘don’t steal’, under utilitarianism didn’t work.” He also warned FTX employees and executives about “not putting stuff in writing that could get us in trouble”, she said.
 

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To help make their case that Sam Bankman-Fried committed a historic multibillion-dollar fraud, prosecutors enlisted an accounting professor who assisted the government investigations into Enron and WorldCom two decades ago.

University of Notre Dame accounting professor Peter Easton took the stand in the ongoing trial Wednesday morning. Asked whether FTX ever spent user deposits, Easton, who was hired by the Department of Justice to trace billions of dollars of Alameda and FTX funds, replied definitively: “Oh, yes.”

User deposits were reinvested into businesses and real estate, used to make political contributions and donated to charity, the professor testified.
 
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