Melania, the TV show!

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What do you do when you've already created a failure of a documentary, and need a new way to suck up to the Trumps? Why, create a "docuseries" about Melania! (I mean, she is the least offensive member of the family, isn't she?)

Amazon to Force More Bad Content on Us With Melania Docuseries

The handful of people who saw the movie can now watch even more Melania Trump content at home.

newrepublic.com

First lady Melania Trump’s wildly expensive (and deeply boring) box office bomb is getting a sequel.

During an interview on Real America’s Voice Monday, Marc Beckman, senior adviser to the first lady, announced that Melania was getting her own docuseries with Amazon Prime.

The new project would follow up on Melania, the 2026 film that captured just 20 days of the first lady’s life—and still somehow managed to be the most expensive documentary ever made.

“We open the window, a little bit, into her private life, her marriage, her family. We open a little deeper into her career, as well as her philanthropy, but with the docuseries, it’s a little bit different,” Beckman said. “It’s shot different. It’s a different story. It’s a full new experience for the viewers.”

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