How is Mitch McConnell doing?

[Govi]

I mentally captioned that: "Seriously? MoOOoom!!"

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

He is neither alive nor dead. He is Schrodinger's turtle.

 

[Free]

So, any bets on an announcement being made tomorrow?

Kentucky's governor apparently doesn't gamble.

 

[Free]

We're moving into the third month of the new, popular (...) political show, Where In the World Is Mitch McConnell?

Anyone seen any news bits about him? Other than Beshear's ongoing angst.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

I tried to get Mitch into my Isekai world but ChatGPT refuses to render him.

 

[Free]

From Friday.

Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

Not even about mysterious medical equipment delivered to the senator’s Washington home

newrepublic.com

It’s been at least 75 days since Senator Mitch McConnell has been seen in public. Yet on Thursday—despite McConnell supposedly being weeks into an intensive rehabilitation routine—his team blatantly refused to provide a progress report.

The last time his office shared details regarding the 84-year-old’s health status was three weeks ago, on August 6, when a press release seemingly penned by McConnell himself explained that he had been discharged from a rehabilitation center to continue his recovery at home.

I wish I had this kind of rehab coverage (and paid leave!) after my surgery.

The "man" retires in January.

 

[Lexxi]

WATCH: McConnell returns to the Senate for the first time since his June hospitalization

Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky has returned to the Senate after a long absence. The 94-year-old senator has not been to the U.S. Capitol since June 14, when he was hospitalized for a fall in his home.

www.pbs.org

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Come on, I need to see some video of him talking!

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Rigor Tortoise is trending

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Come on, I need to see some video of him talking!

He ignored 9/11 I see

 

[detrius]

WATCH: McConnell returns to the Senate for the first time since his June hospitalization

Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky has returned to the Senate after a long absence. The 94-year-old senator has not been to the U.S. Capitol since June 14, when he was hospitalized for a fall in his home.

www.pbs.org

Here's some video footage of his handlers wheeling him around like luggage at an airport:

 

[Govi]

Here's some video footage of his handlers wheeling him around like luggage at an airport:

Not looking very good, Mitch. Not very good at all.

 

[Free]

Found on reddit.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Not looking very good, Mitch. Not very good at all.

As a nurse friend of mine once said, "That one's standing in the checkout line."

 

[detrius]

"The only vegetable not being recalled."

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

What lovely taxidermy. Wait until they get his endoskeleton calibrated for walking and talking. World’s first LLMislator.

 

[Free]

Mitch McConnell Looks Pretty Scary Now That He's Back, and Doctors Are Worried He Could Drop Dead

Observers and doctors are alarmed at Mitch McConnell's frail state as he returns to Congress after a prolonged absence.

futurism.com

 

[Free]

Good to have him back.

 

[Free]

Six years ago.

McConnell can rot in that wheelchair, for all I care.