Europe to Boycott Future FIFA Competitions Over World Cup Attempted Sale To Private Investors

[Free]

Maybe they can hire someone named Grandadulto to replace him.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Oh yeah that's it for him. Even if this particular effort doesn't pan out, there's no way he's going to win reelection.

He's probably even more screwed than just that, because I'll bet this little deal of his was supposed to be his retirement plan.

 

[Free]

Dude, Trump got his FIFA peace prize and a chance to be photographed with the winning team. He no longer cares about you.

Exclusive | Under-fire FIFA boss Gianni Infantino begs Trump White House to save his job: sources

Two sources familiar with the matter said the under-fire Swiss-Italian sports suit will hold a call with Donald Trump’s top diplomat just after 9am Eastern Time.

nypost.com

FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants the Trump administration to help keep him in office and has sought private talks with Secretary of State Marco Rubio Monday amid growing pressure to resign over his scheme to sell off the World Cup to Josh Kushner’s private equity firm, The Post has learned.

“He wanted to get online with the secretary and talk about how soccer can be a form of soft power for America,” said one insider briefed on the matter. “But we all know that it is about job protection. It is not about anything else at this point.”

American "soft power." Trump does not like the word soft. Sounds woke.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It sidesteps the controversy over the status of Pluto's team. Half of Earth players refuse to recognize them as a proper planet, and Eris demands to be included if Pluto is.

Also nobody else plays their national game.

Announcer: And that, folks, was how the afternoon at Mr. Crab's would have been spent, had he won the Subjunc-TV. But since he didn't, the four friends simply spend a pleasant afternoon watching Home Team get creamed, 128-0. Or was in 256-0? Oh well, it hardly matters, in five-dimensional Plutonian steam hockey.

From "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter.

 

[Isabeau]

(Does this appear for everyone else? Was it intentional? I refreshed the page and it’s still there.)

 

[Govi]

(Does this appear for everyone else? Was it intentional? I refreshed the page and it’s still there.)

It's the writing/printing/inscribing/encoding of a language of Kepler-452b.

 

[Free]

Was it intentional?

Yes.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Google "Zalgo Text".

It doesn't work for everyone.

 

[Free]

I've never promised my trolling works everywhere.

 

[Isabeau]

I thought I was loosing it ha ha. Google has been add some of my contact numbers into my iPhone contacts and well, mayhem! (My boss called late at night, I missed the call, call back and the hospital emergency answers, and I’m like what? So call her mobile and she says I never called you, then check the contact page and somehow, à hospital number was added to her numbers. Jeebus… Not the first time this has happened this month.

Anyway, I was in that kind of WTF is happening mood, going through all my contacts, then come here for a break, and what i thought was east Asian script appears out of the blue. That’s it! I thought, I’m throwing this phone in the garbage!

But no.
It was only Free doing some magic hocus pocus

 

[Free]

I almost got Isabeau a new phone...