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Meanwhile, back on the Twitter...

Twitter Board Says It Plans to Enforce Musk Merger Agreement
Twitter Inc.’s board said it plans to enforce its $44 billion agreement to be bought by Elon Musk, saying the transaction is in the best interest of all shareholders.

“We intend to close the transaction and enforce the merger agreement,” the board said Tuesday in a statement to Bloomberg News. Directors voted earlier to unanimously recommended that shareholders approve Musk’s $54.20-a-share offer.

The proposed takeover includes a $1 billion breakup fee for each party, which Musk will have to pay if the deal falls apart due to financing issues. But Musk can’t just walk away by paying the charge.
Elon, dude. You may be getting a huge case of buyer's remorse, but this is not a situation where you can call your credit card and cancel a purchase. You're dealing with STOCK HOLDERS.
 

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LOL. Clothes dryers also dried a lot of clothes, with zero stolen apes and ransomware.
 
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"Now watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold" is 100% huckster-ese for "something serious is about to be made public soon and I'm trying to get out ahead of it." I wonder what it is.
That was my immodiate thought.

Basically, all of his recent bull shit has exposed him to legal action and he is posting this to plant the seed that the "Democrat run government" is just trying tonget revenge on him.
 

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On the "Fake accounts" issue.

I have, at LEAST a dozen Twitter accounts. Probably more. Sometimes I think up a clever name, its available, I snatch it up. Its a weird sort of compulsion, sometimes I consider turning them into "funny themed meme" accounts but never do.

I also have a bunch that are explicitly labeled as "bot". They even have "bot" as part of the handle and listed on the profile. Mostly because every once in a while Inget the urge to play with some code and see if I can automate some things with scripts. Like I had a Heroku Ebooks style bot spoiting random things for a while. Another was privately posting my home IP to me if it changed so I knew where to look for remote access to my home network. I made a script that would automatically pull and post images from a directory once an hour (for the previously mentioned meme bots).

Some of these accounts are just automated posting of blog posts.

Inactively post(ed) on 2-3 before deleting the Twitter App over elon.

The question is, how many of these are "fake"?

None of these accounts do anything malicious. They are all run by ne, a real person, several of them actively/manually. Several of them are more or less dormant.

How do you even measure that?
 

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That was my immodiate thought.

Basically, all of his recent bull shit has exposed him to legal action and he is posting this to plant the seed that the "Democrat run government" is just trying tonget revenge on him.
Yep. There's still a school of thought that says Elon's initial Twitter stock buy was a pump-and-dump attempt, and his sudden interest in buying Twitter out - which only happened after people were starting to talk about a pump-and-dump - was an attempt at creating an alibi for himself against that. IOW, he never actually intended to buy Twitter, it was a bad faith offer and he planned all along to take the sale right up to the edge and then suddenly come up with some convenient reason to not do it - which is what he has actually done of course, using a weird and arbitrary complaint about the number of bot accounts somehow being a dealbreaker all of the sudden. IMO it's a theory that might still be right, and if it is, then maybe the SEC has seen through all the BS and is investigating Musk for fraud.
 
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Would it be hilarious if SpaceX ended up in mothballs because of a social media buyout finagle gone balls up?

I mean, would it?
 
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But those same laws are about to expose Twitter to unending lawsuits. Might be part of why he is getting cold feet on the sale.
 

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Would it be hilarious if SpaceX ended up in mothballs because of a social media buyout finagle gone balls up?
Regardless of Musk's disfunction, it would be kind of disaster-adjacent if this killed the Falcon 9.