Describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote

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“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”

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Hey, if I were trying to hijack the thread I'd have used a Babylon 5 quote. :)


Alright (sighs), I'll play it your way.

Gold Leader : It's no good, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five : Stay on target.
Gold Leader : We're too close!
Gold Five : Stay on target!
Gold Leader : [shouts] Loosen up!
*fiery crash*

Source: got wavs?*




*Oh do please use it, I saved you the best ones! With some mild editing the entire transcript makes a fair decent sex comedy!
 
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Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
 

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And the classic...

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
 
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Impressive!!

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