Cats are jerks

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My god! The box of toys ha ha
is it six bananas, as in two for each cat, or one for each, and three for you? 🤔
 
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Heard on a imgur video, and had to track it down on youtube... :hellokitty:

 

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So I've owned my house for 4 years now and have had over 8 random cats come visit over the years, some quite often. We've been feeding the most recent cat for several months and on July 23 she actually came inside on her own and stayed. The next day Joanie is in a panic over some of the old wounds she has. So one wrestling session later, traumatized cat in the carrier and at the vet. She checks out fine, and is not chipped so we become her moms and get her shots done. Vet says she's like 2 years old but doing very well. She also says she is not pregnant. So as she has been eating a lot and getting a bit chunky, I presumed due to the abundance of food available so she's gorging.

Today she was acting out of sorts, back to lurking under the couch. She comes out around 2pm and Joanie freaks out as Ghost (our sweet two year old all white new cat) has some blood on her girl parts. She's on the phone with the vet, Ghost goes back under the couch. The couch is a heavy SOB with recliners on each end so Ghost has picked the more secure middle section as her base. We both freak out at what little we can see. There's Ghost, a grey new born kitten and a white new born kitten. We cancel the vet appointment and Joanie is getting all the info about cats and newborns as neither of us have experienced this part of cat ownership. Ghost comes out, eats some and goes back. Joanie checks under the couch again, and we have another kitten all white in colour with their older siblings.

So now we have three new borns that Ghost is feeding and grooming and doing a good job. Ghost has become more talkative, her meow is more of a squeak and she has a weaponized silent meow she uses on Joanie with devastating results.
 

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So I've owned my house for 4 years now and have had over 8 random cats come visit over the years, some quite often. We've been feeding the most recent cat for several months and on July 23 she actually came inside on her own and stayed. The next day Joanie is in a panic over some of the old wounds she has. So one wrestling session later, traumatized cat in the carrier and at the vet. She checks out fine, and is not chipped so we become her moms and get her shots done. Vet says she's like 2 years old but doing very well. She also says she is not pregnant. So as she has been eating a lot and getting a bit chunky, I presumed due to the abundance of food available so she's gorging.

Today she was acting out of sorts, back to lurking under the couch. She comes out around 2pm and Joanie freaks out as Ghost (our sweet two year old all white new cat) has some blood on her girl parts. She's on the phone with the vet, Ghost goes back under the couch. The couch is a heavy SOB with recliners on each end so Ghost has picked the more secure middle section as her base. We both freak out at what little we can see. There's Ghost, a grey new born kitten and a white new born kitten. We cancel the vet appointment and Joanie is getting all the info about cats and newborns as neither of us have experienced this part of cat ownership. Ghost comes out, eats some and goes back. Joanie checks under the couch again, and we have another kitten all white in colour with their older siblings.

So now we have three new borns that Ghost is feeding and grooming and doing a good job. Ghost has become more talkative, her meow is more of a squeak and she has a weaponized silent meow she uses on Joanie with devastating results.
Just to be clear, new most recent cat has no name, Joanie is a human, and Ghost is another cat? Or is Ghost the most recent cat that the vet said wasn’t pregnant? And most importantly, how are you dealing with having three new teeny balls of fluffy cuteness around?! Squeeeee!
 

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Just to be clear, new most recent cat has no name, Joanie is a human, and Ghost is another cat? Or is Ghost the most recent cat that the vet said wasn’t pregnant? And most importantly, how are you dealing with having three new teeny balls of fluffy cuteness around?! Squeeeee!
The new most recent cat is named Ghost because she is pure white who was misdiagnosed as not being preggers. Joanie is my housemate and oldest best friend since childhood. Currently I am doing well, the kittens are asleep under the couch, Ghost comes out, eats, gets love off of Joanie until she starts meowing and darts back under the couch to take care of the kittens, Joanie is frazzled, worrying about the kittens and how we'll get them out from under the couch if Ghost abandons them. Joanie worries more about things than I do which is some sort of weird super power.
I just remind Joanie that a) this happened inside instead of outside under the patio and in the heat b) Ghost has shown no signs of leaving her kittens c) Ghost is still young and needs support and affection for what may have been her first litter d) Ghost did this birthing all on her own, the most secure spot for a cat, made no cries or sounds while giving birth until it was over when she came out meowing and at us as if to say come see my kids! Look at what came out of me!!
 

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For those who care, here are the name sof the felines involved in this.
Ghost - pure white mother cat roughly 2 years old
Smoke - grey kitten now 3 days old
Mirrors - white kitten now 3 days old
Mirage - white kitten but born a couple hours later so almost 3 days old
Other than Ghost, none of her kittens have their sex known at this time.
 

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Great names!
They even all have their own emoticons. Well, except Mirage. Not sure what we could use for that…
 
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