Cats are jerks

[Isabeau]

Happy May Day!

Bluesky

bsky.app

 

[Rose Karuna]

I'm old and officially don't really give a crap that some of the stuff I like is "tacky". So... I want one of these!

Giant Cat Sofa: The Purr-fect Blend of Comfort and Cuteness

The Giant Cat Sofa is more than just furniture—it's a testament to the playful spirit of design

designingdreamscapes.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

And this, I want this too! All of is its probably SO far out of my price range but it's fun to dream.

 

[Free]

Giant Cat Sofa: The Purr-fect Blend of Comfort and Cuteness

The Giant Cat Sofa is more than just furniture—it's a testament to the playful spirit of design

designingdreamscapes.com

WHY ISN'T THERE LIKE SEVEN REAL CATS LYING ON THAT CAT SOFA???

 

[Free]

And this, I want this too! All of is its probably SO far out of my price range but it's fun to dream.

It's AI...so is the sofa. We've been fooled by our desire and love of cats!

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

WHY ISN'T THERE LIKE SEVEN REAL CATS LYING ON THAT CAT SOFA???

Or catgirls...or real cats AND catgirls.

It's AI...so is the sofa. We've been fooled by our desire and love of cats!

Noooooooooo! Why must AI be used for evil? Wait... it's AI.

 

[Free]

Commentary like this makes me happy.

 

[Soen Eber]

It's AI...so is the sofa. We've been fooled by our desire and love of cats!

Now, here's the big question:

Would J.D. Vance approve?

 

[Free]

Now, here's the big question:

Would J.D. Vance approve?

Considering his slander of childless cat ladies, I suspect the answer to that is obvious.

 

[Soen Eber]

Considering his slander of childless cat ladies, I suspect the answer to that is obvious.

But it's a couch.

 

[Free]

But it's a couch.

Well, actually it's AI, so it's not really anything. But to answer your question: Yes?

 

[Soen Eber]

Well, actually it's AI, so it's not really anything. But to answer your question: Yes?

Thank you, folks! I will be launching my "Explain the Joke" tour nation-wide starting June 6th, with exciting stops in Bloomington, Shakopee, Belle Plaine, Aurora, Delano, Austin (MN), and Le Seur as money for bus fair permits. Stay tuned for future announcements!

 

[Caete]

 

[Caete]

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

And they're both Natural Born Killers. <Cat Scratch Fever starts playing> Scene of Miss MurderMittens destroying a house plant. Scene of Mister Spikyclaws knocking over a dozen eggs on the floor. Coming soon to IMAX and streaming.

 

[Free]

Far too tropey. Now, if SHE was the punk, and HE did ballet...

 

[Casey Pelous]

Thank you, folks! I will be launching my "Explain the Joke" tour nation-wide starting June 6th, with exciting stops in Bloomington, Shakopee, Belle Plaine, Aurora, Delano, Austin (MN), and Le Seur as money for bus fair permits. Stay tuned for future announcements!

"EBER TO FROSTBITE FALLS: DROP DEAD!"

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Not a cat. Cats would never snitch.

https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/crime/2025/05/06/akron-woman-charged-after-pet-raccoon-found-with-meth-pipe/83473315007/

 

[Rose Karuna]

Not a cat. Cats would never snitch.

https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/crime/2025/05/06/akron-woman-charged-after-pet-raccoon-found-with-meth-pipe/83473315007/

This reads like a Florida Woman story where we already have an abundance of cocaine sharks, crack bears and tweeker raccoons.

Cats however, are way too smart to do that shit.

 

[Soen Eber]

"EBER TO FROSTBITE FALLS: DROP DEAD!"

Aha! Someone recognized those were (mostly) Minnesota small towns! Perceptive!