Cats are jerks

Rose Karuna

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I agreed to foster a kitten after my Bella passed from cancer in November. OMG what a little freak he is. He's a curtain climbing, ankle ambushing, farting, flying squirrel that never, never stops. He goes from 4:00 AM to 4:00 AM the next morning. He's in the dishwasher, the refrigerator and the cupboards the second you turn your back. He's smart enough that he's already learned how to open cupboard doors. Right now, the little bugger is climbing up my leg onto my desk. Oh, also, he's no longer a "foster" cat as my husband has "fallen in love". 😵 Husband thinks the little devil is really an :angel: Whereas, since I clean his smelly litter box and I'm the one being chewed and bounced on all night, my opinion is that I accidentally brought home :cthulhu:

Poor Oscar, our other cat, not only lost his cat Mom but now he has to put up with this little monster. Oh, did I mention that every time and I mean EVERY DAMN TIME I pick him up he farts and laughs. We named him Felix but I seriously think we got it wrong. He has a toy box and every night, every toy is basically out of the box. Little bombs that hurt like hell when you step on them.

Nevertheless, he is cute as all get out and I'd never give him back!



 
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There is a game called Satisfactory where you build things but in certain areas, especially caves, there are spiders. There is an option in the settings where you can turn on arachnophobia mode if you are afraid of spiders. Then the spiders become cats which are much more terrifying.

 

Rose Karuna

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This reminded me of the Hzero museum in Florence Italy. If you are ever there, visit, it may not be the Uffizi but it's pretty fantastic anyway. They even have a miniature crime scene that the train goes past!

 

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OMG all the videos that come up after that.