Cats are jerks

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In Johnny Rotten's autobiography he tells about the time the police raided his flat and brought a drug dog. His cat was sitting on top of the refrigerator next to his tin of weed, so the cops assumed the dog was reacting to cat and didn't check for drugs.
 

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I’ve conditioned mine to lick her lips when she wants to let me know she’s hungry. She’s not super vocal.

I’ll say, want to eat? Then I’ll say it again… etc.

Came in handy when I once forgot her dinner. I was watching tv, was about 7-8pm, and she sat right in front of me, licking her lips nonstop in a sort of angry way, ha ha. I was like OMG sorry! I forgot!
 
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I’ve conditioned mine to lick her lips when she wants to let me know she’s hungry. She’s not super vocal.
My cat Grayson will meow usually sort of quietly when he doesn't have food. The weird thing though is he wants me to be there watching him eat. Meow, meow, I have plenty of food. I need you to come and watch me eat. And give me a few pets before I start too.