Agent Arrested For Not So Secret Self Servicing In Hotel Hallway

[Cristiano]

The comments on this are hilarious. Some examples:






And finally:

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

LMAO. Imagine throwing away your career like this. I bet he had a fetish for doing it in places you could get caught.

 

[Cristiano]

LMAO. Imagine throwing away your career like this. I bet he had a fetish for doing it in places you could get caught.

Can you imagine having a fetish like that?

 

[Naluri Murai]

Can you imagine having a fetish like that?

I can. But I can also not fuck my life ramshod like this dumb sod.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

John Spillman is a great name to have for this issue. Almost as good as our biggest thief ever being named "Madoff" Needs to be a word for when someone's name predicts how they will fall.

 

[Isabeau]

Having had to clean up after a few public masturbation fetish “Spillmen”, my thoughts are with the cleaning crew.

 

[Free]

"Allegedly." Did the people who caught him not know what that looks like?

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Free]

We've got to do something about this thread's title. I keep reading it as "Argent Arrested" and it's freaking me out.

 

[Cristiano]

White men are not ok y'all:

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

White men are not ok y'all:

It's the in thing to do!

 

[Free]

THIS DOES NOT NEED TO BE COPYCATTED. GO DO SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE PLANKING.

 

[Naluri Murai]

We've got to do something about this thread's title. I keep reading it as "Argent Arrested" and it's freaking me out.

Please, the man's got standards. Like jacking it in the privacy of a hotel room. Y'know, like the rest of us. /j

 

[Casey Pelous]

We've got to do something about this thread's title. I keep reading it as "Argent Arrested" and it's freaking me out.

Ferrets gonna ferret.

 

[Free]

Ferrets gonna ferret.

Is THAT what we call it now?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Is THAT what we call it now?

"Petting the ferret"