According to "ChristianTok", the Rapture happens on September ̷2̷3̷r̷d̷...or maybe the 24th

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It'll sort of suck to have the world end on a Tuesday. Or a Wednesday. Any day really, but I'd prefer to give up a Monday for it.

Will the Rapture Happen on September 23-24, 2025?

Will the “rapture” happen on September 23-24, 2025? I have a quick answer for this one: “NO.” Over the past thirteen years when I have been writing on the Veracity blog, the…

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More evidence.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

SHITTTTTT, I need to get in on this action. See if I can buy a car for ultra cheap to flip later or something...

But seriously, trying to predict the end of the world is the most time tested and true way for cults to make fools of themselves.

 

[Noodles]

My mother in law has a bumper sticker on her van that says "In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unoccupied."

I guess she is not planning on selling her vehicle.

 

[Cristiano]

Good, hopefully it takes all of these insufferable assholes who never shut up and blinks them out Thanos style.

 

[Spirits Rising]

... Can I have what money they have left? Could really use it ...

 

[Noodles]

... Can I have what money they have left? Could really use it ...

Why not? They won't be here. And at that point, technically God is done with Earth, I think, so stealing isn't a sin. Not that anyone is there to steal from, its just money, laying on the ground. Like video game loot

 

[Cindy Claveau]

The other 480 times they've predicted this, it hasn't worked out well for them. For some strange reason though, they keep doing it and they're still wrong.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

The other 480 times they've predicted this, it hasn't worked out well for them. For some strange reason though, they keep doing it and they're still wrong.

I see an opportunity to once again share my favorite fact about biblical end times prophecy: Isaac Newton was so annoyed by end times prophecies in his day, he did his own Isaac Newton logic on the bible and determined the world would end no sooner than 2060. This was mostly just to get people to shut up. I've posted this before of course, but it never stops being relevant

But yes... if these people could think critically, the world would be a different place.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Interesting and entertaining write-up in The Guardian: ‘It’s prime time for rapture talk’: TikTok gets its first ‘world is ending’ moment

It’s not just believers who have pulled up a chair to #RaptureTok. Outside religious circles, social media users are encouraging anyone who is giving away material goods in preparation to throw some cash their way. In one parody video, a woman gives tips to people who are left behind, such as: “Stockpile VHS copies of Shrek. It’s now the new currency.” One X user pointed out that 23 September is also Bisexual Visibility Day, meaning that if a “second coming” did happen, it would also be Jesus’s “coming out day”.

 

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Keep an eye on Tiktok...waiting for certain "influencers" to suddenly stop uploading videos...

 

[Myradyl Muse]

See you all on the flip side??

 

[Noodles]

Interesting and entertaining write-up in The Guardian: ‘It’s prime time for rapture talk’: TikTok gets its first ‘world is ending’ moment

One X user pointed out that 23 September is also Bisexual Visibility Day, meaning that if a “second coming” did happen, it would also be Jesus’s “coming out day”.

Jesus loves everyone, we already knew dude was Bi.

 

[Noodles]

See you all on the flip side??

Speak for yourself, I wanna go looting.

Mamma wants a free Xbox.

 

[Free]

Speak for yourself, I wanna go looting.

Please. Do you actually think any cops will be raptured? I'd wait for the auctions where they sell off all the stuff real cheap.

 

[Khamon]

 

[Essence Lumin]

Watch out for the man from Mars who eats bars and eats guitars.

 

[Casey Pelous]

As I consider the many disagreeable people I know who are convinced they are "bound for glory", I'm really rooting for this rapture thing.