LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell

President Claudia Sheinbaum gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.

www.borowitzreport.com

 

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[Argent Stonecutter]

They use Signal extensively, they just don't invite Russian journalists to attack planning groups.

 

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They use Signal extensively, they just don't invite Russian journalists to attack planning groups.

It's an indirect joke.

Trump reportedly wasn't informed in advance about Ukraine's drone strike on Russian bombers

The White House was not notified about the plans, which were being prepared for a year and a half, Axios reported, citing a Ukrainian security official. CBS News' sources in the Trump administration also confirmed that the Trump administration was not informed.

kyivindependent.com

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

OK, "they just don't invite Russian assets to attack planning groups."

 

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MAGAs on the freak out.



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It's an indirect joke.

Trump reportedly wasn't informed in advance about Ukraine's drone strike on Russian bombers

The White House was not notified about the plans, which were being prepared for a year and a half, Axios reported, citing a Ukrainian security official. CBS News' sources in the Trump administration also confirmed that the Trump administration was not informed.

kyivindependent.com

It gets worse.

 

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The mark of an egomanic

Musk and Trump lash out at each other on social media

anntelnaes.substack.com

 

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Trump Orders National Guard to Carry Him up to Plane

In an executive order declaring a national emergency, Trump pronounced the metal stairs “An Enemy of the People.”

www.borowitzreport.com

After slipping on the steps of Air Force One yet another time, on Monday Donald J. Trump ordered the National Guard to carry him up to his plane.

In an executive order declaring a national emergency, Trump pronounced the metal stairs “An Enemy of the People.”

Trump refused to rule out a sweeping ban on stairs, telling reporters, “We’re looking into that very strongly.”

A guardsman who helped carry Trump was taken aback by his poor physical condition, remarking, “I guess he was in better shape when he boarded Epstein’s plane.”

 

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Oh, Superman. You poor, sweet summer Kryptonian.

 

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Ben Jennings - The Guardian

 

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Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels

“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.

www.borowitzreport.com