The Ascending Canadian Empire

[Beebo Brink]

I welcome our new overlords.

BREAKING: Mark Carney Just Walked Into Armenia and Cracked The American Empire In Half

The EU has 450 million people. Canada has 41 million. Add Canada and you’re at 491 million people. That’s bigger than the United States by 150 million people. Bigger than Russia by three times. Within shouting distance of the entire population of the European Union as it currently stands becoming the largest economic bloc on Earth.

The Trump-Putin-Xi axis was supposed to be the new world. Three strongmen carving up the planet into spheres of influence. Strongmen don’t like rules. Strongmen don’t like alliances they can’t dominate. Strongmen don’t like middle powers ganging up.

Carney just ganged us up.

I really like this vision of the future:

Trump thinks he’s making America great again. He’s making Europe great again. And he’s making Canada indispensable to it.

Putin thinks he’s breaking the West. He’s welding it.

Xi thinks the world is moving to a multipolar order with Beijing at one of the poles. The new pole isn’t Beijing. It’s Brussels-Ottawa-London-Tokyo-Canberra, and it’s anchored in democracy, rule of law, and a calm Canadian banker who refuses to flinch.

The Trump-Putin-Xi axis dreamed of a world carved into three empires.

Mark Carney just showed up in Armenia, smiled politely, and put a fourth bloc on the map — bigger, richer, more democratic, and more cohesive than any of them.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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[CronoCloud Creeggan]

I welcome our new overlords.

BREAKING: Mark Carney Just Walked Into Armenia and Cracked The American Empire In Half




I really like this vision of the future:

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian Overlords and their Reasonableness. I look forward to serving in their maple syrup mines and living on poutine, timbits and smarties.